B. As it seems like there is less mass to get through.
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On the other hand, the platform isn't large enough to support the body with B so there's danger of it falling off or hurting people or whathaveyou. With A, you risk the head and neck falling down and hurting someone but the body, at least, is in a stable position.
look closer. those people are french.
That's rude. The French have the right to not get crushed by decapitated extinct creatures, too!
Show me where it says that in the French constitution
but do we not also have the right to watch frenchpeople be crushed by decapitated extinct creatures?
also it weights around 60-80tons, might be hard to even hoist it up to the guillotine.
Why hoist it up?
Make the platform shorter and have the dinosaur stand on the ground behind it.
A. Or he might end up like Mike the headless chicken and that might inspire a counter-revolutionary revolution.
~~A~~ B is the only correct answer. When you want to hold up the head to the cheering crowd filled with bloodlust, do you also want to lift 400kg of neck? lol, no.
I think you mean B.
Indeed I do! Oops.
I hope the head is still alive long enough to bite you.
Oh! I'll need a dino-rabies shot! Good call.
ML's (Monster Lovers) would not execute an Argentinasaurus. Too cute.
What if they enjoyed a free market?
What if it was a proponent of elected democracy?
Ask Kentucky for tips. They hanged (hung?) an elephant once because the trainer poked her infected tooth to move her along during a parade, and she killed him in a blinding rage of pain.
Sounds like the trainer deserved what they got
Pshh, typical Big Elephant pushing their narrative.
A, you cut by cervical (weakest point), not dorsal (strongest point) plus you have later to move the head
B, obviously. It's a beheading, not a benecking.
A is easier to cleanup. More manageable sized pieces
The whole neck so maybe the blood supply can keep the brain alive longer so I can stare into its aware eyes as they register what has just happened.
Is that weird?
Also, fuck .ml
I would not. I would rescue him and overthrow the government.
I would do the exact middle of the neck.
Close enough. Welcome back, King Solomon
Why would anyone want to execute Argentinosaurus?!
Counter-revolutionary activity
It's like they didn't even read the question.
I wouldn't. Poor baby (T_T)
He was in the Epstone Files.
"DJT - couldnt get argentinasaurus fr weekkennd, bummer. fuckin goodytwosheos sasy not intrested. - best, JE"
You are a traitor to the revolution. Glory to Arstotzka!
Arstotzka can lick eggs for all I care.
B. My plan is to do it "circumcision style" in order to add another layer to The Discourse:
"The beheading is troublingly evocative of the barbaric practice of male genital mutilation."
"Nice MRA talking point. Sure, circumcision is bad, but why are we focusing on that instead of the more severe forms of oppression minorities face?"
"Wow. Both of you have such a colonizer mentality. Cultures have a right to continue their traditional practices even if a bunch of White Saviors think they know better. 'Barbaric practice' is so revealing."
Soon enough, everyone will have forgotten all about the dinosaur.
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!
Would it matter? Outcome is the same
OP was banned for this post.
I'd do the pineapple method. Then he'd have a mega sore ass! Badum, tiss.
slice it like a salami
I mean, guillotines were invented by liberal revolutionaries (French revolution) so if anything you should ask a liberal lmao. I prefer option 2 tho personally
Laterally.
She's a big revolutionary, so you need to make a big statement with her execution.
I always measure from the base of the balls. I got that shirt "I'm big in Japan" it helps too.
Never just the tip, always from the base. Pop the front legs through too.
With a rocket launcher.
The only ethical way.
Argentinosaurus stands with the people.
