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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

This really should have been posted in /c/fakenews, or more clearly made out to be a gag post. Or maybe posted on /c/memes!

But it's off the front page now, so there's no sense in removing it because I'm a day late to the party. Please try to remember that many ND comrades have a very hard time reading tone in text (and in real life, hoo boy, do I have some stories).

Thanks, comrade.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Okay but where will I put my balls then

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

"The United States is a ballsroom state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them." - BrazilianTanian President Julius Nyehehe.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i have no room and i must balls

[–] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

manifest testeny

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Just in case anyone might think otherwise, this looks fake af. The letters dont follow the curvature of the bullet

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Couldn't be me carving identical Ls and Os into my real bullets

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

etching my cartridge cases on the cnc

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Assassin's Calligraphy kelly

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh really ? You think so ? :^)

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its not posted in fake news, so im just being nice. Maybe some people here have bad vision or whatever

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

I was just fucking with ya. Have a good day or night wherever you are :)

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

no baldroom (tonsure was outlawed in 1972)

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, this seems so believable

[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Apart from the obvious AI image, the font looks dope af. Can someone suggest to me a real font that looks like this?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Just look up punk fonts and youll get something close

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

itc stranger kinda, this one is more exaggerated tho

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Inside job?

Yeah, I sure hope so, it's humid as hell outside. i-do

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Maybe life is just a false flag

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Wear boxers.

[–] Lurkmore@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Probably a lot of ball room in a skirt though

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Cock and ballroom torture.

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

No room, no ball.

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Anti ballroom hate crime