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We were in the car to my doctor's appt and he told me casually he makes pasta from scratch while listening to that one song that plays in every italian restaurant. 1. this man doesn't even know how to cook but he found pasta. and 2. oh no, ITALIAN!

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[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, when did we start allowing italians on this site?

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

keep him away from your basil plants. I have a couple of paisanos, the shit's like catnip to em

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Eyyyy im tending to my basil ovah ere

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

check his collar for tomato sauce splatter he might be eating spaghetti behind your back

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

THAT BASTARD SAID HE WOULD SHARE THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN HE WENT OUT FOR CIGARETTES

Do you want Corgi to start a Daft Punk arc? Because that's how you get Corgi on a Daft Punk arc.

[–] cream_provider@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry for you lasagna

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

That's usually how it begins. It won't take long now before he starts his gabagool arc.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

"sorry kiddo, you're half italian now"

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

one song that plays in every italian restaurant

we talking Tarantella Napolitana, Funiculi Funicula, or That's Amore?

[–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

damn got me there

would have also accepted Volare

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Plot twist, it ends up being Bella Ciao

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is he making the noodles from scratch as well or just the sauce? Cause homemade fresh noodles are a genuine game changer for pasta. If he's going all in, I'd encourage it. It will pay dividends in pasta form

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ay, Tone, you gotta make a well with the flour and then add the salt BEFORE you whisk in the egg

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Eggs? Are you fuckin' kiddin' me right now? What kind of conglione makes egg noodles for a proper pasta! Chrissy, you gotta get your head straight!'

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Seek a second opinion to confirm the diagnosis

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

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