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This is a guy who would live stream the bank robbery

His dumb filing even confirms half of the claim that The Atlantic made in its article, which he would deny in a presser like 2 hour later.

Daddy Trump gets to sue anyone he wants and gets paid off, Pattel is expecting to be able to do the same

In his most prolific writing era, Stephen King would wake up, chug a bottle of NyQuil, snort a fat line of coke, and write and drink the rest of the day (peppering in some additional drug use throughout the day, of course). He doesn't even remember writing entire books but they came out in a coherent form. It's almost like even if the magic spell checking software doesn't work, you can just hire a sober editor to make check your work.

Newsweek also made a point of finding a series of spelling errors in the filing: "feable" instead of "feeble," "politices" instead of "policies" and "dicussed" instead of "discussed." 

"The presence of simple typos in the complaint does not undermine its legal claims, but it does stand out in a filing that centers on alleged journalistic negligence," the magazine said. "Court filings are typically reviewed by multiple attorneys before submission, making such errors notable — particularly in a high‑profile case involving the director of the FBI and one of the country’s most-prominent magazines."

The FBI sells merchandise?

They're too used to being able to get whatever they want by whining and threatening loud enough.

Full Complaint

18. The Article included numerous false and defamatory statements of fact concerning Director Patel, including but not limited to:

a. That Director Patel “is known to drink to the point of obvious intoxication, in many cases at the private club Ned’s in Washington, D.C., while in the presence of White House and other administration staff.”

b. That Director Patel “is also known to drink to excess at the Poodle Room in Las Vegas, where he frequently spends parts of his weekends.”

c. That “[e]arly in his tenure, meetings and briefings had to be rescheduled for later in the day as a result of his alcohol-fueled nights.”

d. That “[o]n multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials.”

e. That “[a] request for ‘breaching equipment’—normally used by SWAT and hostage-rescue teams to quickly gain entry into buildings—was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors.”

f. That Director Patel’s alleged alcohol consumption has negatively impacted various law-enforcement investigations, including the Charlie Kirk murder investigation.

g. That Director Patel “recently expressed frustration with the look of FBI merchandise, complaining that it isn’t intimidating enough.” h. That on April 10, 2026, Director Patel “panicked, frantically calling aides and allies to announce that he had been fired by the White House,” and that his behavior was a “freak-out.”

i. That Director Patel is “often away or unreachable, delaying time-sensitive decisions needed to advance investigations,” and that on several occasions, Director Patel’s “delays resulted in normally unflappable agents ‘losing their shit.’”

j. That Director Patel’s “drinking has been a recurring source of concern across the government.”

k. The false implication that Director Patel violated DOJ’s ethics rules prohibiting “habitually using alcohol or other intoxicants to excess.”

l. That Director Patel has used his position to improperly “target political or personal adversaries of the president.”

m. The false implication that Director Patel abuses alcohol, thereby making him vulnerable to exploitation or coercion by foreign adversaries.

n. The false implication that this alleged alcohol abuse “has become a threat to public safety,” including in the context of “a domestic terrorist attack,” and constitutes a national-security vulnerability.

o. That Director Patel “is deeply concerned that his job is in jeopardy.”

p. That Director Patel has had a problem with “unexplained absences,” and “spotty attendance at the office,” thereby falsely implying that Director Patel has been derelict in his duties.

q. That Director Patel left the country vulnerable because “Days before the United States launched its war with Iran, Patel fired members of a counterintelligence squad that was devoted, in part, to Iran."

When exactly did he have ANY?

Seriously. The Atlantic is probably grateful for the opportunity to continue making headlines about it.

US civil law is a joke. anyone can start a suit for any number.

Most countries don't allow this and have loser pays laws.

The country IS run by Fox. Most of Trump's talking points are things he heard on Fox the night before.

I don't think you understand why he was hired. It was for this exact purpose..