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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 136 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought Hegseth had quoted Pulp Fiction and the issue was that it's blasphemous to do so by a gov official and such... but no, it totally looks like this idiot did not know this was not an actual Bible quote

The lesson here is "if you think they cannot possibly that dumb, forget about it and double down"

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

it totally looks like this idiot did not know this was not an actual Bible quote

He knew it wasn't an actual Bible quote, but he did think it was a modified version of Ezekiel 25:17. Which it definitionally is. The actual string is:

Ezekiel 25:17 –> (edit: Bodyguard Kiba modification) –> Pulp Fiction modification –> USAF modification

Whereas he thought it was:

Ezekiel 25:17 –> USAF modification

I think that's understandable if you've never seen Pulp Fiction (because you just assume the Pulp Fiction stuff was the USAF's addition), but it's still pretty funny.

The actual problem here, as usual, is separation of church and state being trampled over to make way for Abrahamic prayers in the US federal government.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

25:17 is a small segment of the "verse"... Pulp Fictions rendition is made up all in except the "great vengeance and furious anger..." Part....

E.g. fake bible verse.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

E.g. fake bible verse

You mean "i.e.", and yeah, he said that it's "reflecting" Ezekiel 25:17.

“They call it CSAR 25:17, which I think is meant to reflect Ezekiel 25:17.”

He literally never said it's an actual Bible quote or even close to one.

[–] towerful@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Yup. It's not giving an example so "e.g." doesn't make sense

For example fake bible verse

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[–] zewm@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Separation of a church and state or nah? How is this allowed?

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That went out the window long ago

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Was it ever really a thing though [in the US]? Like aren't presidents sworn in on a Bible or something? And it says something about God on the money? And the pledge of allegiance? (The USA is a cult, btw)

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

That all changed during the “Red Scare” in the 1950’s. Swearing in on a bible is optional and lower offices have used e.g. a Quran in the past.

[–] sobchak@programming.dev 7 points 4 weeks ago

Before the Civil War, there was more separation. Things really started going out of wack in the 1950s (that's when "God" was printed on paper money). The swearing on the bible thing is a tradition from England. At US's founding 17% of the population were church members. In the the 1950s, 70% were. Now it's < 50%.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Presidents can be sworn in on whatever they want. At least one has used something else, although I don't recall who or what it was.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

John Quincy Adams chose "The Volume of Laws" in 1825. Teddy Roosevelt had nothing right after McKinley's assassination in 1901. The only other oddball I see is Lyndon B Johnson used the closest prayer book after JFK's assassination

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[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

That's been out the window ever since 1956 when Eisenhower changed the US motto from "E Pluribus Unum [Out of Many, One]" to "In God We Trust".

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, it's technically not part of any religion since it's a verse from a movie.

[–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Are you telling me that Tarantino fans aren't a religion?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Technically illegal, but the people whose job it is to enforce it are Christofascists, so this is the result.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 41 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Performative christians should get double hell.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 5 points 4 weeks ago (11 children)
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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 month ago

🤣 at least the end of the world is funny

[–] brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These guys are such incredible losers. This guy in particular.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

In the words of South Park, Pete Hegseth is a fuckin' douche.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Tv guy prays to movie quote. You can probably figure out which AI he used by asking them all for the verse.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

There are so many layers of what the fuck going on with this. A veritable dagwood of blatantly wrong decisions over the course of decades, relentlessly stacked upon one another and pinned together with the twin toothpicks of true faith and true grift. This is the culmination of a soul destroying amount of failures.

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[–] CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 17 points 4 weeks ago

Can we just talk about the fact that this "prayer" has the word 'aviator' in it and this moron in charge of our destructive power either didn't notice or didn't care?

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"Pentagon Prayer Service"

Oh good lord we are dooooooomed

for years, I smugly thought our military was past this crap. what a dummy i was, no wonder everything is so fucked

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

The fact the military has chaplains still…

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what irks me more. The existence of a "Pentagon Prayer Service" or this idiot quoting invented bible verses.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 weeks ago

That's easy! All Bible verses are invented.

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude probably prompted ChatGPT with the words Bible, badass, and US military.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 4 weeks ago

How has this guy not had his ass beat for being cringe yet?

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 weeks ago

100% this came from ai slop gibberish that this idiot has been convinced is able to think and reason because it's easy to convince immoral idiot gibberators to drink the fruit flavor sugar drink if you pay them to.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 12 points 1 month ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 4 weeks ago

This is one way I know that religion is bullshit, because if there really was a God, these guys would all end up a smoking hole at the podium.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could be worse, he could have called upon Brother Maynard to read from the Book of Armaments...

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

“And St. Atilla raised the hand grenade on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats…”

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please tell me he started the quote from "Say what again, mortherfucker".

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

No. This guy is just distilled awfulness. He's all stick and no lollypop.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

I wonder if he used Gemini or chatGPT to generate the speech.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

but they will see it not for the lord god shall pour upon their minds a multitude of dumb fuckery!

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

ahh good ole copyright infringement

[–] Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

TIL the bible quote in pulp fiction is fake, any reason Tarantino felt the need to do so?

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Having a laugh every time "religious" people quote his "bible" verse?

Or claim copyright on that lol

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago

Doesn't the character say that he just started saying it because it sounds badass? Him misquoting is consistent with his characterization. I can't remember, it's been a lot of years since I watched it.

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

From this article (better than one posted yesterday), it's clear the error was saying the prayer was based on a Bible verse, when it's based on the Pulp Fiction script. In the movie, the verse is said to be from Ezekiel 25:17, but it is not.

The prayer itself is obviously not from Pulp Fiction or the Bible, as it mentions aviators and the call sign "Sandy 1." They call the prayer CSAR 25:17, and Hegseth was correct that that is in reference to Ezekiel 25:17. But it's the movie Ezekiel 25:17, not the actual one.

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