He also needs to be kept away by any means from women, healthcare and scientific institutions, but yes, he totally shouldn't be allowed near animals either.
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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Only safe place for him
alternatively, put him in a zoo as a 
enclosure.
The fuck? “Thinking about how weird some of my family members have tuned out to be” - just zero self awareness.
“Man at least I’m not like those weirdos” I think as I cut into roadkill genitalia
The worm commanded me to cut off that raccoon's penis, something you wokies wouldn't understand
I think this is a boomer attempt at “LOL so random!” 2007 internet humour
holds up raccoon penis hello! I am THE KENNEDY of DOOM! I'M SO RANDOM!
I guess it was road kill so not that awful? I would cook the roadkill though, never had racoon meat(corpse eating person, sorry). But still for what purpose would a public facing figure even disclose this? Nevermind why would you cut off racoon genitalia.
Nevermind why would you cut off racoon genitalia.
for later study according to him and I'm gonna claim this is because racoons have penis bones, the implications being obvious
What are the implications?
dick don't work
Oh so hyper fixations are fine as long as it's not dissecting and desecrating animal corpses??? Wow so much for the tolerant left.
Someone needs to take him out back behind the shed.
Is he the craziest Kennedy or should I study the Kennedy lore more?
Mr. Worm is definitely not the most brain damaged Kennedy there's ever been.
I was about to ask who is, then I realized the joke.
Whats the deal with people and baculum? Ive seen them sold as toothpics.