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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This isn't a real picture. It can't be a real picture.

The patio entrance to the Oval Office has gold lettering that read The Oval Office like it's Mar-a-Lago North??

[–] orlyowl@piefed.ca 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It was added after Trump took office. There were articles about it. Apparently labeling doorways is helpful for dementia patients, and many people took this as a sign of dementia.

Here is one of the articles. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-s-new-oval-office-label-sparks-dementia-rumors-to-keep-him-from-getting-lost/ar-AA1PSNV6

[–] Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As someone who works with dementia patients daily, he very clearly has it both by his actions and those of everyone around him.

I would be shocked if there's anyone left paying attention that genuinely thinks he's sane. But I am often shocked at what people believe.

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[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you seen the inside? It's worse

He wants his world to look like a gilded toilet.

And not even a decent toilet, because he is really irrationally angry that his McDonalds dumps don't flush.

Cheap piece of shit.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

It's not real. A delivery person wouldn't get to the door of the oval office. And almost certainly an aide grabs the bag, though the fast food delivery obsessions is partly about security paranoia, so maybe he is paranoid enough to grab the bag.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Can you imagine security at the White House? Having to let a Doordash worker in some random shitbox drive up to the Oval Office?

I bet he didn't tip.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 31 points 1 month ago

Oh he tipped alright, he gave her the limited edition white/gold 45-47 MAGA hat - offered to sign it for her for $50.

Bet.

[–] marighost@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago

He tipped, but only after a reporter asked about it. He handed her a $100.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can you imagine having access to anything that could be put on the plate and you just have to have the endorphin rush of a stale everything?

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No better representation of America than a billionaire emerging from a gold studded office to give a $100 tip to a grandma working to afford treatment for her husband's cancer.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ain't no shot he tips.

Probably disputes the delivery, in order to get a refund too

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In this case he actually did, although it was it a publicity stunt to promote his no tax on tips shit, which (of course) isn't nearly as good in practice as the name sounds.

But nice to know the media is still using photos that make him look doofy as fuck

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Some rich hump entertaining himself by waving a hundo in front of some old poor person trying to make ends meet for her cancer-stricken husband.

"Watch how excited they get over the price of a cigar! I bet she'd dance if I told her to, but I can't do that with the media watching."

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That pic is top-shelf meme bait.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If its on camera at that angle, it's staged

[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Yup! Totally staged. They have a mic clipped to the shirt. You can see the cord tuning up their shirt. 🫣

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

the tacky gold trimmings on all the things. So cringe.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

First thing next president removes. After kicking out the squatter

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok.....this can't be real. You're telling me trump is just waiting by the window, watching all the cars go by, then gets excited when a car pulls up the driveway?

I mean, I do that when I'm stoned, but I don't have a whole team of secret services and whomever on staff to answer the door for me.

For that matter, why did he use doordash at all? What if the delivery driver had a gun? A LOT of people want trump dead. Though I can't say I'd be surprised if I read the headline "Trump assasinated by McDonalds delivery driver. J.D. Vance cluelessly now president."

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was a publicity stunt to promote his tax policy that lets certain people deduct up to $25k on tips. A random doordash driver would not be allowed access; even given how deeply incompetent everybody is over there, there are still SOME security restrictions in place.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The best part is Trump starts going on about "the trans" and asks her if she thinks men should be allowed to compete against women, and she's like "I don't have an opinion on that. I'm just here for the no tax on tips" and you see the slightest hint of homicidal rage as he stiffly pats her on the back and sort pf chuckles in disbelief.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

Who even starts a conversation like that?

"Here's your food sir."

"Do you hate trans people?"

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He asked this lady to talk about how trans people are men playing women’s sports on national tv.

She said she didn’t want to talk about that, which is awkward and ballsy.

Trump is human trash.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

ballsy

I see what you did there.

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[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They would never allow a doordash worker that close to the president. Ever. Most countries wouldn't do that.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

She was fully checked out before she ever got that close. She wasn't even from the area, she was flown in from several states away. The entire thing was tightly engineered.

And it still went off the rails. You can always count on MAGA to be virtuosically incompetent.

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

I haven't seen anything this staged lol.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She missed a great opportunity to kill him

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Dozens do daily.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

huh. somebody really could just dose him couldn't they

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah no doordasher is going to casually walk up to the whitehouse front door. i seen a doordasher deliver to the whitehouse (some secret service) they coul;dnt take the order inside so he had to give it away. plus shes not door dash lady shes an actor.

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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Isn't it called "The Oral Office" since Clinton?

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Hate the non stop Trump body shaming much better ways to criticize him.

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[–] TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

DoorDash gremlins come in all tax brackets.

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