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[–] wombat@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I keep seeing this quote where is it from?

[–] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure where it's from originally but it could easily be our own wombat's original phrasing. It is just a statement of fact after all. Wombat has been reminding us of this where appropriate since the founding of chapo.chat -> hexbear .net (6 years ago, damn) and possibly before that on the cth sub. Indeed, you'll see it's one of wombat's first comments! Sometimes others will take up the duty of pasting the reminder if wombat isn't present. That's why you see it around, anyway.

To be clear, I'm not criticizing this practice, if anything I am expressing gratitude.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

i remember it from the cth sub and it flipped some radicalization switch in my brain and had me start looking stuff up that i used to think was taboo

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think it was on wikipedia for a while so people started quoting it, or maybe I'm mixing that up with another similar quote about the it being the largest wealth redistribution in history.

[–] BattleshipPokemon@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The only people praising the Jacobins today are communists, not Liberals. Which is telling. In any historical revolution, you people always identify with the monsters. And in today's uprisings from Iran or Syria, you identify with the oppressor, from Assad to the IRGC.

seeing this just as i got home after listening to a podcast all about robespierre lol, he did nothing wrong

[–] BattleshipPokemon@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that one overquoted a yankee in king arthurs castle quote from the replies:

[–] Des@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

one of the better american libs. must have been from that time when he snuck onto that Federation starship in the future and became fully onboard with Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism

[–] thlibos@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

The only people praising the Jacobins today are communists, not Liberals. Which is telling.

I thought this quote was gonna go a different way lol

[–] Dr_Pepper@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

I think I'm going to stop clicking on any Twitter links, period.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyday I regret learning about more Twitter guys. I didn't know who the human pet guy was until recently.

[–] bunnossin@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Human pet guy is a tumblr guy (or at least that post was on tumblr)

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

He's got his fingers all over the place now unfortunately

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cybersmith is honestly way more than the Human Pet Guy by this point. That's just one facet of his awful suggestions.

[–] bunnossin@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am glad to have only ever encountered human pet and "we should force all trans women to be milk slaves to pay for their transition"

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

To be fair those are two of the more infamous things he's posted

There's in the PG category Fallout 4 can be used to model automation's effect on a real life economy.

Using Bing because it's alphabetically higher than google (and rotating search engines by alphabet position)

Looking up Geography information from DR Who Wiki because it was an open tab.

Recently US pilots are just engaging in the promethean joy of flight like the wright brothers over Iran who is a bully for shooting them down.

There's the NFSWMicrodosing on sissy hypno porn to be resistant to it like a modern day Mithrydates.

Fantasies Cybersmith had about kidnapping Kristen Sinema and force feeding her until she was overweight and faecally incontinent requiring diappers

Him fantasising about being pegged by Margaret Thatcher

A constant stream of adult baby diaper lover porn on all his accounts so it's impossible to follow him and mine his takes, you have to see them organically in the wild.

Why do I know all this?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

And bluesky

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

For people who “don’t trust the government”, boy do they sure trust their middle school cold war unit.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Umm, I am missing some key info here lol

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah I'm going to need the backstory on this goober, did he really castrate himself via cbt?

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 15 points 1 month ago

We need some community notes

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How bad we talking? Like just unable to produce viable sperm? Orchiectomy? Lost half a peen? Also how? Two panels of glass and some screws? Knife play gone wrong (or right?)? Permanent chastity? Plap machine? All gripped up and the partner fell while never letting go?

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Lost half a peen?

ah, the old banana split

edit: i think i found the community notes. CW: description of peen damage

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Meatotomy(search at your risk) is more what I think of when I think of peenina split, I'm reading this as more of a failed Lorena Bobbitt via farm animal.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Seems pretty straightforward

Man fucked up his balls real bad trying to cum hard

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just have no idea who that is or what CBT stands for lol and its just a wall of the same reply lol

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Cock and Ball Torture

And i only know that because I was a child with unsupervised internet access

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Cock and behavioral therapy. Cognative ball torture.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Cognative ball torture.

Also known as using Twitter.

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Woah woah mossad, no need to list my weekend plans

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 8 points 1 month ago

Okay I should have gotten that one, thats on me.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

You have to fuck up so badly for this to happen lol

[–] Juice@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago

Communism didn't kill your ancestors, even if they should have

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

And Capitalism's track record with all those things is Billions starved, Billions killed (I wonder which millions the communists shot at they're worried about? soviet-hmm), Billions traumatised, Billions of lives destroyed, almost the entire world impoverished. So I'd say that Capitalism is at least a 100 times worse than communism.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

It's a good reply for any time someone says tankie.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Willem Dafoe castrated himself?? and this is how I find out??

[–] CHOPSTEEQ@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Check out Lars von Trier’s “Antichrist” for more info! (Every CW on the planet probably)

It’s the movie where that gif of him staring bleakly into the sky comes from.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They had to use a stunt cock in that movie because apparently, William Dafoe has a huge weiner. Like it's so comically large, von Trier thought it was too distracting. He wanted the audience to be horrified at what they were seeing on screen and not going "Wait, what the fuck? Dafoe has a ginormous dick? Jesus it's huge!"

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I wish that were me wtf. I get all the disabilities wrapped into one huh

[–] Biddles@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I thought that gif came from the Van Gogh movie

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Watched that with a girlfriend during the period in our relationship where things really weren’t working out and I was strongly considering a breakup.

I don’t know if there is a “right” kind of mood to watch that movie but I know what the wrong one is, oof.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Kraut's political journey is like if Adolf Heusinger was an armchair twitter addict.

[–] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

wtf did he just reject the french revolution liberals are whackos