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Umm, I am missing some key info here lol
Yeah I'm going to need the backstory on this goober, did he really castrate himself via cbt?
We need some community notes
How bad we talking? Like just unable to produce viable sperm? Orchiectomy? Lost half a peen? Also how? Two panels of glass and some screws? Knife play gone wrong (or right?)? Permanent chastity? Plap machine? All gripped up and the partner fell while never letting go?
ah, the old banana split
edit: i think i found the community notes. CW: description of peen damage
Meatotomy(search at your risk) is more what I think of when I think of peenina split, I'm reading this as more of a failed Lorena Bobbitt via farm animal.
Seems pretty straightforward
Man fucked up his balls real bad trying to cum hard
I just have no idea who that is or what CBT stands for lol and its just a wall of the same reply lol
Cock and Ball Torture
And i only know that because I was a child with unsupervised internet access
Cock and behavioral therapy. Cognative ball torture.
Also known as using Twitter.
Woah woah mossad, no need to list my weekend plans
Okay I should have gotten that one, thats on me.
You have to fuck up so badly for this to happen lol