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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

One of my points of pride is actually using my teeth. A light scrape or nibble dramatically increases tactile sensitivity and emotional intensity. If you know how to simultaneously integrate the tongue and lips properly you can really leverage that "crazy girl sex" that drives dudes fucking nuts. I may have had years of therapy but there's a few holdovers just because crazy girls do it better. The other big thing is gregariousness because once you learn to use it with real day-to-day support and respect for people it just magnifies it.

[–] nocklobster@lemmy.world 95 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Perhaps the danger is what makes it hot.

[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Humans lack many sharp teeth and have unimpressive jaw strength. It's a much more beautiful show of trust with my dog.

Holy fuck last sentence

[–] wizblizz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nah, she takes her teef out first.

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Ben Frank approves

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

You haven't loved until you have had a gummi

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

But the bear trap also has this soft tentacle-like that can make your flesh stick feel good.

[–] happydoors@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I also see hoomans as collections of their individual pieces and am disgusted by their carbon-based appendages. One tried “speaking” to me by contracting disgusting throat muscles while exhaling air and flapping their boney-ingestion bear trap hole in strange ways. I saw small clouds of bacteria, viruses, and spit fly out of this hole. It was all very terrifying but I was horny. Worked out fine. Flesh bag’s aren’t so bad.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (10 children)

muscles

?? What kind of prehensile pps are y'all having??
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?

boneless

So not a werewolf.

highly sensitive

So not a true manwhore.

flesh

So not AI.

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

6 pack PPs is a cool band name.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Such a good title that you jacked it

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[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

The penis and scrotum are encased in a thin layer of smooth muscle called the dartos fascia. It's what causes the foreskin to close at end and the scrotum to wrinkle up when cold instead of just hanging like an empty sack when the testicles retract for warmth.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??

Just the normal kind.

Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?

You need to put in the work to get the best result.

Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?

You really have been missing out...

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?

How many cock pushups can you do?

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Just one is all you need, really

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Who was the first man who was like "I wanna put my dick in the place for tearing meat"???

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 36 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Oral sex definitely predates humans as a species, almost all social primates do it

[–] BoJackHorseman@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You seen videos of monkeys doing it?

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When you learn about animals you learn a LOT about animal sex.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Jim, would you like a sex metaphor or a nature metaphor?

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

This is the internet

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[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

Honestly I'm kinda thinking the chick came up with the idea.

[–] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not so far from the actual first man, I presume

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[–] WandowsVista@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Someone actually gets it. Like every other sexual act it is an act of trust.

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

God forbid they had a seizure mid act. Bye bye dingaling.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My boyfriend once got lock jaw while giving head to his ex. He got it out, but it was tight and it scratch up his dick pretty good from what I understand. Bf had to go to urgent care because his jaw was stuck mid blowjob for over an hour. They told the doc he had been eating a sandwich when it happened.

The funny part, though, is that they were hosting family for a weekend, and had snuck off for a mid day quickie when it happened lmao

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Lol that's horrifying.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

It’s called a ring gag…

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

According to one ep I listened to from Last Podcast on the Left, hard PPs are difficult to cut off.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Difficult to cut off, maybe, but not so difficult to crush.

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Welcahme too ze hydraulic press chaneel

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