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Who was the first man who was like "I wanna put my dick in the place for tearing meat"???
Oral sex definitely predates humans as a species, almost all social primates do it
You seen videos of monkeys doing it?
When you learn about animals you learn a LOT about animal sex.
Jim, would you like a sex metaphor or a nature metaphor?
This is the internet
Huh, I haven't heard of that. I know they did other stuff but I didn't know that sloppy top was one of them. What about cunnilingus?
They certainly don't seem to mind it, at least.
I saw a crude depiction of the rusty trombone in a cave somewhere
No, that was a Rusty Venture.
Good question
Honestly I'm kinda thinking the chick came up with the idea.
Adam
Not so far from the actual first man, I presume
Easily an ancestor to the first man, I'd guess
Could still be a human, just not a homo sapiens sapiens, but maybe a homo sapiens or homo Neanderthalis, maybe as far back as homo erectus, if it is in the branch of great apes that makes up humans that invented felacio.