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?? What kind of prehensile pps are y'all having??
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?
So not a werewolf.
So not a true manwhore.
So not AI.
6 pack PPs is a cool band name.
yoink
Their new hit single
Such a good title that you jacked it
Beat it like it owed me money
Best it like your PP
Just the normal kind.
You need to put in the work to get the best result.
You really have been missing out...
How many cock pushups can you do?
Just one is all you need, really
Where do you think the expression "cocked up" comes from? It's what happens if you tip over when doing cock pushups. Remember to always stay safe in the cocknasium.
Only the normal amount of prehensile, huh?
I'll work on that.
OK, fine, bowling, curling, stone throwing, dwarf-tossing (prehensively), I'll do all of it!!
(... starting tomorrow tho)
The penis and scrotum are encased in a thin layer of smooth muscle called the dartos fascia. It's what causes the foreskin to close at end and the scrotum to wrinkle up when cold instead of just hanging like an empty sack when the testicles retract for warmth.
So your penis doesn't point up when hard?
So being punched in the dick doesn't hurt more than being hit in the arm? Then again most men have their foreskin removed as a child so maybe that is why it yours is not sensitive like it should be.
Hey, getting hit in the arm hurts!!
But no, I can't really grip an object, only smash it.
Idk
Sorry but I don't trust that infographic. Over 50% in Australia? Try more like 15. If it got Australia so badly wrong, how accurate are other countries?
Yeah I think it's conflating rate with current numbers. Now it's like 15% but in the overall population there are prob about 58% who are cut currently because the rates used to be so high.
Even the US rate is less than 80% right now. The graphic is labeled 2016 though.
I'm in America, so I went off of numbers that I know of here, my bad. Being uncut in a county where most are it is hard to talk to a doc when most are cut.
(*USA - but I'm sad to hear you are having doctor issues, that shouldn't be)
A hoodie on a muscular figure is a fierce look!!
Only himbos have sensitive dicks?