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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 116 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is /v/, which means this post is behind over 9000 layers of sarcasm.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 month ago (8 children)

All of which this platform will be oblivious to, because Lemmy just doesn't do satire.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Lemmy hates the shit out of satire lol

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)

And 4 years on, I still can’t figure out whether it’s because of neurospiciness or divergent interests. Linux? 471 communities. Writing? 2 and the mods of the second one abandoned their accounts years ago

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Maybe it's because even within the fediverse, there are too many people who agree to satirized positions unironically. i.e. Lemmy is just a little too diverse for most satire.

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[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn autists, taking everything literally

[–] mutilated_sphincter@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, you must be thinking of kleptomaniacs

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

No, no, that's "literally taking everything," but now we're getting into the realm of dyslexics

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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago
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[–] polotype@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I took it as satire too, but what tells it's /v/ ?

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[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 79 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's the enshitification of triple AAA titles fucking slapping surcharges on EVERYTHING; day one dlc, microtransactions, always online DRM, the ability to revoke access to the shit we pay for, it's death by 1000 cuts. EVERY anti-consumer action, every attempt to squeeze more of us while delivering the same rehashed shit over and over. Yup I will keep playing my old consoles and the games I own. The intent of us withholding our money and refusing to purchase your shit is to provide publishers with a sense of pride and accomplishment for retaining their customer base.

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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm going to school right now for game design. I'm an international student hoping to work here after too. I've put all my eggs in this basket, I barely even have enough estimated money for a plane ticket home if I don't get work right out of school

Let AAA burn. I want to see it collapse, I want to see all the big game companies shutter. Now is such a great time to see indie studios going wild making pieces of art and I want people working there instead

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

May each of those big ass studios perish and may their market share become a financial whale fall for you and your peers' wonderful, impossible indie game passion projects.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I hope you go far friend and I hope to play something you've had a part in making one day

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[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

AAA profits are higher than ever. Layoffs are tremendously inefficient. They do nothing to reduce costs long term, and can actually lead to increased costs. There is a good amount of economic research which demonstrates that.

Layoffs are corporatist virtue signalling.

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shareholders only want short term gains so they could sell their shares and win big.

Long term goals are for the suckers that bought the artificially inflated stocks.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Layoffs actually tend to artificially deflate stock prices as it's seen as a signal of a company in financial distress - this is actually one of the reasons why industries tend to do layoffs simultaneously across multiple corporations. Of course this can be used to turn a profit through short selling but you'd need to have some sort of prior knowledge to set up the short positions prior to the layoffs being announced.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just FYI, "dearth" means a scarcity or very little of something.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Oh wow, you're right, why the heck did I think it was the opposite? I've been misusing that word for years. Thanks for letting me know!

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

collapse of the entire western AAA gaming industry

Don't threaten me with a good time. Seriously, that might be exactly what the industry needs.

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They should sell products users want at prices they're willing to pay. Without abuse, deception, or other malicious acts.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

But won't somebody please think of the shareholders? /s

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

2024 survey from Consumer Reports here. Representative sample of 2022 people.

"Still playing gaming systems released before 2000" in this case means "has used at least one gaming system released before 2000 at least once in the past year."

What you probably imagined is probably very different from what the survey actually reported.

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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

As the western AAA gaming industry dies, I shall be playing Komm süßer Tod in its funeral. Which one depends on who's the next kicking the bucket: this one if it's the pop music industry, and this one if it's Hollywood.

…now excuse me, I gotta finish Donkey Kong Country 2 again.

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[–] Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Start making better games.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Even better.

Stop charging us again and again for the same shit just cause it's on a newer system.

Stop blocking backwards compatibility just to charge us again.

Stop attacking rom sites because they have a file of a game you stopped supporting or selling 40 years ago.

Make better shit.

Stop nickel and diming us with "dlc" on your unfinished piece of trash.

Stop micro transactions.

Stop attacking your fucking customers and bleeding us dry.

Shareholders gotta eat I guess.

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 26 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's easy problem to fix they just have {YOU MUST OWN THE PREMIUM BATTLE PACK FOR $9.99/MONTH* TO VIEW THIS CONTENT}

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't mind passes honestly, but also they should not expire. I paid for that shit, let me finish it, if it takes a week or a month or a decade, let me finish it at my own pace.

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[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

let AAA and AAAA fail. indie devs would have a much larger platform. current gen equipment is too expensive as it is and will get worse.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

sorry anon but i'm with guybrush

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This could literally cause the collapse of the entire western AAA gaming industry.

Wouldn't be the first time: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_crash_of_1983

TL;DR: A much smaller gaming industry was enshitified at an alarming pace, barely after it got started. There were too many competing options, many of which were sub-par experiences, and there was no way to tell until after purchase.

Perhaps that's not directly comparable, but to my eye, the biggest similarity is not enough value for the liquidity (disposable capital) people are willing to put forward on a product. At some point, people will just spend less or spend on something else entirely.

Meanwhile, you have older gamers like myself that are more than happy to take a trip down memory lane, since a few decades can make those old games fun again. I'm in this 14%. That said, I tend to buy new indie titles, mostly due to the lower pricepoint, lower expectations, reliably better art, lower system specs, smaller time commitment, and so on. Games like Assasin's Creed Odyssey showed me that big studios aren't necessarily pushing more and interesting narrative into monster-sized titles, opting for cut/paste easter-egg hunts and aftermarket content purchases instead. Less really can be more.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

older gamers like myself that are more than happy to take a trip down memory lane

Not only memory lane, but stuff like ROM hacks and randomizers can make new games from their retro roots. Hell I've gotten back into Doom in the past few years, and people just basically never stopped making new (free) levels for that since it came out 30+ years ago.

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[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

People still read classic books, watch classic movies, go to see classical art and listen to classical music. Why would video games as an entertainment art form be any different?

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GOOD. The AAA gaming industry deserves to be destroyed, the main thing is they're happy to be considered art but don't treat it that way at all.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I were to come up with my top 10 favorite games list, I believe more then half would be indie.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

I am not sure I have even played ten of the biggest "AAA Titles".

Especially not while they were the current hot shit game. I don't buy anything that isn't in a bundle or 75% off.

[–] mrnngglry@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

The gaming industry turned its back on gamers a long time ago by making it difficult to truly own a game. It's no wonder people want to go back and play old games that don't rely on a server somewhere that could be shutdown at any point.

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Micro transactions weren't addictive enough. Games should sell bump of heroin

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 13 points 1 month ago
[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

Games are games. Doesn't matter when they were made. Especially, if they are better than modern ones.

[–] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I started being done with modern games around the ps4 era. Things have not gotten better since then. I just bought a ps3 and it feels great to just put in a disk and boot up a game.

I admit there are some games that ask you to update them but it has not been madatory for me yet. I just got the system and am still exploring it. But, a ps3 super slim with 23 good games for about $100 is better than any AAA experience you will get for the same money.

I am not even going to pirate games since they are so cheap. The only exception will be in cases where there is not an option to get a disk.

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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 10 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Let them die. AAA games are games built to be marketed, not played.

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Maybe don't make everything a micro transaction grindfest and actually make a good game. Outside of Nintendo which I play with my kids, I hardly fuck with new games. I've skipped the last gen of consoles because I can't fucking stand modern gaming, and I honestly don't think I've missed anything important. I know I'm painting with a broad brush, but for the most part I don't think I've missed anything extraordinary. I'm sure I'll get GTA 6 as long as my 2020 mid ass gaming laptop can support it, but I've grown very jaded about the gaming industry. It feels like games are designed by the C-suite and not gamers these days.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

It's only retro if it's a modern thing made to look old, otherwise it's vintage.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I mean ive thought of this. I mostly do play pre 2002 games. And I'm always thinking wow, they put so much work into this, no vibe coded bullshit, no endless updates, working with difficult hardware , mad respect for those devs. And I feel a little bad I can enjoy their creations 20 years later and they're not getting anything for it.

However we know what's coming. Corporations aren't dumb, they see this, and in a couple years there will be a huge crackdown on retro gaming (they already shut down a huge archive). So enjoy while you can, they're coming for you.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Greed can be like that. Stop being greedy and your fans may come back

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (12 children)

They don't make good games anymore so I keep returning to classics. Bf6 is the only AAA game I've enjoyed in years and it's still kind of shit

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