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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 40 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

This is /v/, which means this post is behind over 9000 layers of sarcasm.

[–] polotype@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 hour ago

I took it as satire too, but what tells it's /v/ ?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

All of which this platform will be oblivious to, because Lemmy just doesn't do satire.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Lemmy hates the shit out of satire lol

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

And 4 years on, I still can’t figure out whether it’s because of neurospiciness or divergent interests. Linux? 471 communities. Writing? 2 and the mods of the second one abandoned their accounts years ago

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Maybe it's because even within the fediverse, there are too many people who agree to satirized positions unironically. i.e. Lemmy is just a little too diverse for most satire.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

In certain ways, maybe. I can’t see eye to eye with some people on what constitutes a genocide, for instance. But there comes a point where it’s apparently either satire or a user is simply crazy. It’s equally apparent who this split Is apparent to, on this open source communist Linux forum.

It’s my personal belief that lemmy at large is simply too experientially limited to recognize online satire outside of incredibly specific examples. Mostly meme templates.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 hour ago

Pretty sure it's the tism.

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Damn autists, taking everything literally

[–] mutilated_sphincter@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No, you must be thinking of kleptomaniacs

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

No, no, that's "literally taking everything," but now we're getting into the realm of dyslexics

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Lemmy is still a relatively young community. I bet it gets better with time. I like to think that I already noticed small (and healthy) community growths.

And I do not have a metric nor an example. This is super vague, I know.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it's because most of the people here are on the spectrum.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

A lot of users came here to boycott reddit. Taking this kind of action is quite hard when it comes to dopamine sources like reddit. The users that migrated have at least in common that they overcame the reddit pull and also took the time and energy to land in a lemmy instance. I'm curious what Lemmy will look like in 5 to 10 years with this kind of "user starter" on the "lemmy agar".

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)