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[–] timestatic@feddit.org 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This reminds me of plants vs zombies.

[–] Vetis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 hours ago

It IS from plant vs zombies my friend

[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

you are just going to creat a group of highly trained zombies that will easily outrun you once the machines fail inevitably, you are basically creating a zombie bootcamp and you are the final goal

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Nah, they're walking corpses and their muscles can only degrade with use, not build up. But the fact that there's no power to the treadmills and that they'll ignore them in any case means they'll just be obstacles for them to stumble over.

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

And you can always look out the window for entertainment.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I remember this exact meme from back when it was fresh.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 hours ago

It's almost like the meme died and came back to torment the living.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

It wouldn't work, but it would be quite a show to look at.

[–] halfapage@lemmy.world 20 points 20 hours ago

gaaaaainssss.......

[–] lengau@midwest.social 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Perpetual motion machine

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 38 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Decipher0771@lemmy.ca 23 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Ain’t nobody lining and arranging that many heavy ass treadmills for a meme

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

but copy pasting images of treadmills over a picture of a house in krita or gimp isnt hard

have people forgotten how low quality memes can be?

[–] m532@lemmy.ml 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

When you make your own meme you can do that

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

this comment feels out of place in this thread

  1. someone complains about the post being AI generated
  2. someone else says that making it normally would be way too hard to do
  3. I mention a method that would not take much effort
  4. you tell me to use that method, something i wouldnt have recommended if i hadnt been already using it
[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

This whole thread looks like everyone is in agreement but angily arguing with each other anyway

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You must be new to the internet

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's the spirit, we can all argue about pointless things.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

No we can't

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Listen pal. I'm just angry at whatever you said let's argue

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Look buddy, I agree, I think whatever you said is so stupid I need to make a comment to point out how much I agree with it. So stick that in your tailpipe.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Actually it's whatever you said is so stupid. You can't even talk wrong and your punctuation is fine. So have a good day!

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

There are several belts that do not belong to any treadmill at the corner of the house, and several of them have sections of belts that do not line up with themselves when obstructed by another object in the foreground

Also

Dunno what is happening here

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 hours ago

By god I think he might be on to something

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Well you’ve convinced me this isn’t an actual photograph of someone’s zombie defense system.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago

Bonus: let the treadmills produce power for your retreat.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago

insert AI slop comment here

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hoch@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Your comment is honestly more annoying than the use of AI here

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip -2 points 7 hours ago

No it isn’t.

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 7 hours ago

Okie dokie clanker lover.

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Hopefully you have electricity

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Or have the zombies generate the electricity for you.

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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 15 hours ago

Someone's been playing factorio

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Feels a lot like plants vs Zombies

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