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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 2 points 1 hour ago

Dunno, but dick dreams of androids.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 hours ago

And don't call me Roger.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

I heard that vapes were a conspiracy to get people used to sucking robot dick.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yea suck it you dirty fleshbags

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

it's not a conspiracy and we didn't need help

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 hours ago

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a post about sucking robot dick today, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?"

[–] im_just_a_gerbil@thelemmy.club 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

The Father Dick

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Not trying to break the thread, but this is my favorite PKD that I've read.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

Hell if I know.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I think lore-wise she would be.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think it’s a figurine it was hard finding an image of it with clothes on.

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

no, they don't even dream of meat dick. they just dream of dildo icebergs because they have no imagination

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Electric Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago

I love you more the moon, the stars and <POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND!>

[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 3 points 5 hours ago

dont we all

[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Holy crap this made me think of Nier: Automata. I'm pretty sure there is a dialogue, cut scene or some other context in which they say, "do androids dream of..." But I can't remember the last part. Maybe "humans"? And I'm sure Nier got its inspiration from some philosopher or classical litterateur that I don't know of.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

It's a reference. The story that became "Blade Runner" was titled: "Do Androids dream of electric sheep?" Written by Philip K Dick.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Do Androids Dream of Electric Philip K Dicks by Blade Sheep was better

NICE. :D Thanks! :)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

you're thinking of the part where the tin can robots fuck and then human looking robots appear and you're shocked by their missing penises (and then they bark and when they bark they shoot penises at you. i think. it's been a while since i played Nier)

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 2 points 5 hours ago

Cloaca is my bet

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

Almost a certainty