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[-] geekworking@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago

The board is about 2 feet shorter in cold weather.

[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

*Approximately 242 stiff-flacid deltas

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

I used this study for my conversion; it lists 13.12 cm as the average erect length.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

That is exactly 1250 inches. I think they're using imperial here.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Imperial dicks, that checks out.

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

So are we nolonger using the kings dick as reference like back in the old days.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Oh, no. It doesn't get that way until you stimulate it.

[-] MoreOrLess@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago
[-] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

The number of dicks OP's mom services in a night?

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

You shut your mouth, my mother is a saint! She can service at least 300 dicks a night!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

They have really changed the requirements for sainthood since Vatican II.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

1 mort = 300 petit mort and op's mom definitely had a reputation for holeyness

[-] takeda@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago

“Roughly”? The length of those things ranges over an entire order of magnitude.

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

At least feet don’t normally change length by a factor of 2-3 in seconds

[-] xan1242@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

Is this what they use at the Ram Ram Ranch?

[-] Slow@lemmy.today 2 points 9 months ago

Why is this beam installed at an angle?

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Hey... If u r dicked individual, u should know that "angles" are very important for the best possible experience.

[-] TheSanSabaSongbird 1 points 9 months ago

Except for in the military and science and anywhere else where it actually matters.

One of my more unpopular opinions is that I actually like our mixed system. Feet and inches are much more intuitive to a near approximation than are meters and centimeters, at least at a close-range human scale.

[-] grue@lemmy.world -5 points 9 months ago

Joke's on you, rest of the world: your 2440mm x 1220mm x 13mm sheet goods, for example, are just 4' x 8' x 1/2" in disguise. Ditto for a lot of building materials, as well as standardized parts for other industries (like the pin pitch of electronics connectors etc.) that were really U.S. standards first that everybody else then got stuck with.

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 2 points 9 months ago

Bet tons of electronics guys wonder why standard header pins are a pitch of 2.54mm.... sike! its just 0.100" !!!!

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