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Inshallah, there will be a fatwa against every existing 'Live Laugh Love' piece of art, and they will be mandated to be replaced with this.
My friends have a die, cry, hate on their wall
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I wonder if Jr had an open bet on Trump praising Allah.
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I've just come to accept that when that fat pedophile loser dies I will learn via shitpost
You might learn by the cheering and shouting in the streets.
I'm going to celebrate it every year and call it "no kings day".
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Wait, this is real?! Holy shit, he's gone off the deep end.
He's been off the deep end for years
Of course, but this is a different voice than we are used to.
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🌍🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀 always has been
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Cant tell if shitpost or real anymore
Ain’t that the Honest to allah truth
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Punctuation and spelling is suspiciously correct to be from the actual president...
Maybe he was dictating?
Have you ever read any of his transcripts?
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This doesn't read anything like what he writes. Not enough all-caps words for a start. And praise be to Allah? No way he'd say THAT.
I read that as sarcastic. Like Praise Allah all you want, it wont help.
Still...It is weird. Hope hes got a toe tag on and this is one of his handlers.
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Jesus, I was sure this was a joke...
America - have a word. Cheers.
Good Lord. Had to go to his account to check this was real
And? I dont want to go to his account
It's real.
Loads of places are reporting it
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Oh my fucking god.
He must have fired Noem because some part of him was afraid of being Ole Yeller'd.
There has never before in history been such a grandpa who really needed to just go to bed now.
It's scary he doesn't care about announcing his war crimes out loud before doing them.
Criminals are very confident until they end up in a (Dutch) courtroom.
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I'm surprised he used the correct "Strait." You guys sure it's him??
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Allah just means god. Not the first time he's pretended to praise God.
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He did a press conference at the white house with eyes red as the devil's dick today
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Keep Allah's name out of your mouth Satan
Why you being mean to Satan? He's the only reasonable one in the Bible
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Didn't he say the high oil prices are no problem because other nations suffer more?
That is his base, they'll slam the door on their balls if you convince them someone else suffers more
I mean we literally had people losing fingers to Elon's 'obstruction detecting' frunks in the cybertruck, this basically isn't even hyperbole.
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oh shit, this is unedited? 🤣
He’s been promising infrastructure day for a decade now… nobody thought that’s what he meant.
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