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We’re all okay with punching down on people with substance abuse issues and talking shit about incarcerated people now?

If you had written your title “my coworker applied to join the military because they raised the enlistment age and he wants to ‘fight Iran’” that woulda been fine.

Instead, you chose to include a bunch of stuff from his personal life and also call him an ex-con all in an attempt to make people see this person as more than just a dipshit, but subhuman, by virtue of his substance abuse issues.

Honestly I’m fucking disappointed in all of the commenters who probably talk a lot shit about class consciousness but can’t be bothered to call your ass out for using the tools and language of the state/oppressors to… make you look cool…? To a bunch of strangers on the internet?

Come on y’all we’re better than this.

Thank you for your service to humanity and comedy

Fuck him and fuck his "service"

The last thing this guy will see is a literal wall of limestone before he gets fucking rained with bullets

Missed an opportunity to befriend him and get him to share his geo-coordinates after his deployment

What a goober... honestly this is the best thing that could happen to guys like that.

dying to make a headline like "Ex-Con shoots coworker for calling Trump's operation in Iran 'Epstein Fury'"

This would be such a funny way to go out.

If we see a news story about a chud killing a coworker and then you're mysteriously gone, we will make sure the world knows that you called it Operation Epstein Fury. Because that deserves posthumous recognition.

He can suit himself in hell then, if he'd like. Iran he goes!

trash bout to take itself out

Little afraid he's gonna show up to work with a gun now and shoot me but honestly dying to make a headline like "Ex-Con shoots coworker for calling Trump's operation in Iran 'Epstein Fury'" would be a pretty epic way to go.

Unfortunately, we both know the headline would actually be: "Heartwarming: U.S. military recruit saves the day as suspected Iranian terrorist dies during work dispute"

Feed him to the shaheds.

Lmao die motherfucker

I thought they didn't take people with convictions. I guess he'll have a chance if they're already scraping the bottom of the barrel. During Vietnam SecDef McNamara lowered the standard for intelligence and scraped West Virginia dry of hillbillies. If it's any consolation these people with poor judgment usually meet a bad end in combat.

No amount of re-readings of Elites, Masses, and Rebels will ever make this level of loyalty make sense, even with the full context.

As someone who's a recovering alcoholic, I can safely say there's two types in the recovery spehere: chuds and some of the nicest people you'd ever meet, no inbetween!

My boomer coworker suggested carpet bombing Iran

If you get got from this, I will personally make a documentary about you that paints you as a national hero.

That would be a funny way to go, but he probably plans on taking his anger out on a bunch of brown people who he can murder and receive medals for the killing of rather than need to spend more time in jail for killing you (even in the case he's let off).

Tell him to join the airborne.