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drain his balls (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by microfiche@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net
 

Apologies for the crude title, but I'm not sure how else to title this one. Doing some plumbing work at a large home, one of the floor drains has a one way check ball in it to prevent drain backups since the home's plumbing is lower than the city main.

The check ball has gotten water inside it and as such no longer functions correctly. as a matter of course I searched for 'floor drain check ball' via google, to search for a replacement local to me.

For some reason Gemini decided that I was looking for something entirely different.

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

27 lakes died for this

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

The unstoppable march of technological progess

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The AI knows most people who use the internet are looking for pictures

dirty pictures

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

The internet is for p0rn!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

And by drain your balls, well, heh, I mean make you cum 😏

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

The phrase "drain his balls" means to ejaculate

this is so badly written as to be incorrect. well done computer.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago
[–] Lurkmore@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

sentient-ai Plumbers? Drain balls? Oh, I think I know where this one is going.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Gemini just wants you to be able to keep a good man.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

uwu what's this

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

this is what iran is really fighting against, isntreal is just in the way

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

cyber-lenin Feed it more shitposts!

[–] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

Well, technically, you say there's something in the balls, so have you tried draining them?