The watermelon seller VS the watermelon giver
this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2026
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Damn he looks unhappy sharing that. If it was a potato he'd be all smiles.
That kid doesn't look too impressed
But then again, I was the same way at his age
i'm tired of meeting your boring work friends, i wanna go back inside and play xbox
He knows his watermelon is not impressive
yeah that melon honestly looks really meh, like one of these that are all gritty and taste like nothing
Not to be rude but can i get the uneaten slice
I think it just broke like that
The hat makes me think he cooked it specifically for me. I will accept the watermelon out of respect to the chef.
Ofc
Not a hat, his hair just does that unfortunately. Terrible dandruff. Would not accept a pre-sliced melon.
I never buy presliced watermelon. I always fight with the whole thing, but the small sized ones are gettinf popular
Sounds refreshing
I mean, it's like the one non evil thing he's good at
Not to sealion (cause I unironically don't know) but can I hear some things that make him particularly bad? Like Putin level (neoliberal) bad, somehow worse, or milder but still bad?