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Boots on the ground or TACO as usual?

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[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

Boots on the ground. I'm all in. Something ever happens.

[–] newacctidk@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

I could imagine they do try some paratroops, but nothing meant to hold territory

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

It'd be stupid as all hell and has no chance of working out well

However, that sentence could also have just as easily applied to starting the whole damn war to begin with and they did it anyways so what do I know

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 17 points 3 hours ago

After Russia did the thing in 2022 I'm not saying "nah that's stupid" ever again

[–] NKpop@hexbear.net 20 points 4 hours ago
[–] martletutyfan@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

It'd be a very stupid thing to do but Trump is very stupid so. It's that vs. TACO.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago
[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

I don't see it, at least not a full scale invasion. It's not like a lot of other questionable moves the US has made lately in that there's no real path to victory. Say they manage to occupy some random island in the strait, then what? The rest of it is still blockaded, gas prices stay high, and they haven't accomplished anything.

We might see special forces blow up some stuff just so Trump can say that there were actually boots on the ground, but I don't think it'll go further than that. Honestly, I don't see how this ends other than a US withdrawal or nukes.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yes.

Whenever you want to know what will happen with American politics just think of the most foolish thing you can possibly imagine and that's the thing most likely to happen.

[–] NKpop@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago

Nah, I'd bet more on US involving itself more on Lebanon, unless they're that dumb.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 36 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Yes, Trump would absolutely fall victim to the most famous of the classic blunders.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 21 points 4 hours ago

Sicily needs to get a nuke NOW

[–] SickSemper@hexbear.net 15 points 4 hours ago

Land war in asia? Idk sounds pretty chill to me

[–] ColombianLenin@hexbear.net 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This is slipping-on-a-banana-peel tier blunder

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

50 years plan to slip in that very big and obvious banana peel

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 32 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I struggle to imagine it happening because it would be a catastrophe like the US has never known. If those in charge have even the small modicum of sense they sometimes demonstrate, they'll find some bullshit way to declare victory and then stop attacking. Otherwise, JDPON Don is real.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 37 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

It's a dreamlike feeling, to be a layperson, and see people make decisions that are so obviously going to lead to a huge disaster. You even start to doubt yourself sometime. But they really are going to do it, and it really is going to be a huge fucking disaster.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 5 hours ago

We are all Cassandra

Blessed to know the future

Cursed to see it play out

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago

Ol Donny really can't wriggle his way out of this one

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Thing is they can't look weak. They NEED to win. An L here basically completely destroys the myth of global American power projection.

The only way to reopen the strait is by force, and it can't be done through the air.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 14 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

An L here basically completely destroys the myth of global American power projection.

I mean, it does and it doesn't, because it's a somewhat unique situation due to Iran's geography

Like any other country (other than Russia or China) they'd be able to just keep bombing forever. But woops they chose to antagonize the country that can press the off switch to global civilization, which is also built like a fortress thanks to its topography

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

One thing that can’t be underestimated is the sheer strength of American soft power and their quite literal power projection through rhetoric and culture, and Trump is the cream of that crop at creating narratives and bending reality to the country’s will. I honestly do see a way America just decides to abandon the middle east, declares victory with all evidence pointing to the contrary, while everyone follows along for at least another 20 Years

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago

I think Trump's best opportunity to save face is to wait for Iran to destroy all of its current targets, they cool down on their own once a sense of strategic secturity is accomplished, and then Trump characterizes this as winning a deal.

Israel and military types that love those US bases are the main things standing in the way of this.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

But can't they just do a terror attack, get some fake concession (like Iran "acquiescing to opening the strait," but it's just because the US has stopped attacking) and declare victory?

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why would Iran agree to that?

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm misunderstanding something, but I thought the main point of the strait closure was to put pressure on the US and Israel to stop with their aggression, so if they do stop with their aggression, the strait can be opened again. Of course, Iran would not agree to characterizing it as a concession, but the western media establishment can just claim that it's Iran lying to save face when really it's the west doing so.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

At this point Iran's demands are for a complete US withdrawal from the region, because they have object permanence and know that an agreement to simply stop the active conflict is inherently temporary and will be broken again essentially at random.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

Sorry I should have been clearer and less snarky. But yeah this captures my thoughts exactly. Iran has a path to complete expulsion of the US from West Asia and I think they're taking it

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Iran's cost benefit ratio is like 1:100, nobody is going to stop blowing up US military equipment when you have an opportunity like that, plus everything they destroy now can't be used in the next air strike or ground invasion or naval blockade. Also the US lies so the next ceasefire is probably an assassination attempt anyways.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

True, like we’re not the only smelling blood in the water, which begs the question if Russia and China will step on their throats

[–] darkcalling@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

Yes but if a full invasion takes place it will only be because a limited incursion failed and the US felt forced into it.

I can certainly see a certain logic in them trying to seize one of two things from the US perspective to get a win:

  1. Karg island, the oil, everyone knows this, no need to discuss further. They might also take a coastal city instead or try to because it would be easier and they think give them a staging ground for control of Karg (denying units there resupply or something).

  2. The nuclear materials. Marmite I think said this and I agree it would probably be the thinking of those in power. The US started this because some of them believed the Iranians would get a nuke. Now with the leader holding back getting a nuke dead they're incredibly paranoid about it so they need to get those nuclear materials to prevent Iran racing to get several nukes before the US and zionists have a chance to re-arm or really apply economic pressure over time. So the plan would be they send in their marines plus SOF force, secure the area best they can and begin excavating with air-dropped heavy equipment that they plan to just leave when they pull out and probably explosives. Their plans would be either to actually extract the material or perhaps if that's not feasible they could also bring them with a nuclear weapon or two, drill a bit, insert the nuclear weapon, evac, detonate and fully entomb the materials by using nukes to collapse the bunker facilities they are in and scatter the materials within the remains making recovery expensive, time-consuming, and very hazardous for the Iranians as well as very observable by the west. They could then claim the radiation in the area is from an Iranian booby trap or whatever lie they care to state.

They then declare victory, claim the Iranian nuclear threat is neutralized and try for a ceasefire or some sort of compromise. If that fails because the Iranians don't go for it they're kind of stuck committing to a larger ground invasion which will take months to build up to. During which the US economy will be in tatters. Unless Iran stops themselves after the 40 days of mourning and accepts partial fulfillment of their demands. I can say that Democrats are increasingly likely to take at least one house of Congress in the mid-terms as a result of this fiasco, higher gas prices, other problems.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 11 points 5 hours ago

All I have to add is we'll see what happens when the markets close tomorrow

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 24 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If the dipshits actually dare and go through with it, then we're gonna witness US KIA levels not seen since WW2, entire units will be gutted and the US military could experience an unprecedented morale failure

Iran for the most part will be fine, most of the urban centers are far to the north of anywhere the Americans could conceivably approach logistically, so the ground invasion will be defined by Iranian drone swarms decimating American units bogged down on some sandy shore or hilly outcrop

I just don't see how the US military can absorb mass casualties of the scale an invasion would cost, considering how universally terrible the morale and mental health of the US military is even in normal conditions

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

This is why there's been relaxing of admissions requirement for the army

They're hoping to get enough warm bodies to throw into the mix to try and make Iran pull back or negotiate

Not gonna work and if they straight up implement a draft, they're going to see hell on their approval numbers

Now... if they were to try and implement a false flag attack on a civilian center and blame Iran, I think that would probably bolster enlistment rates, but not at any level that would make a discernible difference

[–] D61@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

Until there's a new draft and a renewal of mass "stop loss"ing of those already enlisted, it won't matter.

Voluntary enlistments aren't going to be enough warm bodies, no matter what the standards are changed to.

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 5 hours ago

I don't even know if false flags would work anymore. The comments under every attack they try to blame Iran is filled with people calling it a false flag or blaming mossad.

Those in power can't really capture the media the way they used to, nobody watches the news, anymore, nobody even listens to what the government has to say.

I didn't even watch Biden speaking until like his last state of the union only to watch how fried his brain was.

I don't think people will be as easily fooled as they have been in the past, they might have a monopoly on mainstream media but there are plenty of independent sources that are much more easily accessible than they were 20 years ago thanks to technology.

[–] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

if they were to try and implement a false flag attack on a civilian center and blame Iran, I think that would probably bolster enlistment rates, but not at any level that would make a discernible difference

9/11 didnt even cause that many people to enlist. Like 40k over a decade or more. Not really impressive in a country of 350 million. And that was at the height of amerikan exceptionalism and jingoism. Nobody cares anymore.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago

holden-bloodfeast "Iran thinks they're so smart with their nearly limitless $9,000 drones! Just wait 'til we hit them with our supply of uncs whose wills are too broken to effectively resist our conscription teams! With enough waves, Iran's humanity and sense of decency will force them to meet our demands"

[–] jack@hexbear.net 28 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

Yes

https://xcancel.com/Acyn/status/2036963832502055229

Trump: We make the greatest military equipment… you got to make it faster, got to make more of it because we need it. We had an attack. 100 missiles were shot by Iran at a very important thing that we had. I won't tell you what it was for certain reasons. This element of importance.

At this point I think troops on the ground is an inevitability mostly because the US doesn't have the munitions to sustain this war for as long as they need to. A couple different thoughts here.

First, the US has one overriding need in the war: open the Strait. As we all know, Iran is pressing the economic nuke button and it's going to explode in everyone's faces, especially the west. It will prompt instability across the world in all the places the US wants it least: Europe, Latin American comprador states, the Gulf monarchies, the East Asian US military outposts occasionally referred to as Japan, Taiwan, and South Korea. Revolutions are on the table in Latin America. US economic collapse, etc, etc. We all know the costs of Iran exerting control over the Strait. It's the most significant problem BY FAR for the US, since all of the empire's adventurism in West Asia is very specifically about This Thing Not Happening. There can be no US victory here without the Strait open to the flow of Arab family dictatorship oil - anything else is a worst case scenario defeat.

Second, opening it simply WILL NOT happen through an air campaign. The threshold for keeping it closed on Iran's part is so low - make Shaheds or the speedboat equivalent and be willing to use them. That's all that's required. The US hasn't knocked down this capacity substantially even before we account for the massive stores of drones they've got stored all around the country. The US would need to be able to maintain this pace for years, not months. Years of constant air campaigns launched from distant bases and rickety aircraft carriers on overstrained airframes with coked-out low morale pilots and expensive munitions. Though the close-up bombs are essentially infinite, the stand-off munitions are dwindling much more rapidly than they can be produced.

Third, therefore, the only way to actually open the Strait is to put in place a comprador government in Iran. The Israelis want state collapse, but that actually wouldn't meet the US objectives, because the endless militant factions that would emerge could just as easily keep the Strait closed to extract concessions or simply to punish the rest of the world for destroying their country. So the US needs to force actual surrender. That could be through a years long campaign (which we know the US is less able to withstand than Iran) or through successfully pulling off a Venezuela. But Trump fundamentally misunderstands what happened in Venezuela or why - it's not a comprador government he hand-picked, but a government following its normal succession procedures and carrying out a partial strategic retreat under immense overwhelming power it's unable to repel. However, the Golden Warfighters will continue to believe they can go in and kidnap Araghchi and Khamenei and whoever else to eventually get to Their Guy. But there is no Their Guy as long as Iran as a nation retains the capacity to resist. Delcy Rodriguez is not Their Guy, she just doesn't have any other choice but to surrender oil control - internally, the revolution remains intact. Iran has the choice to keep the Strait closed.

So the contradictions compel the US to further military entanglement. Retreat is surrendering the Strait and the political foundation for control over it. A gigantic mega epic spec ops beardy boy attack might kidnap and kill some Iranian leaders, but mostly it'll get all the US's best and most fanatical dudes wasted just like Azov in Ukraine. The US at that point can decide to push harder and attempt a larger-scale land invasion, but they'll all just get blown up on the way through Iraq. They can push through that, but it's the sort of thing that turns a US war into a political mass movement and threatens the foundation of the whole system (before even accounting for the economic disaster!). Eventually, the US will be forced to make the choice all empires do at this stage - surrender control over that valuable distant land and retrench around your closer, more pliable vassals. Decline and contraction are an inevitabilty, and boots on the ground are the next important step to make that happen.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Delcy Rodriguez is not Their Guy, she just doesn't have any other choice but to surrender oil control - internally, the revolution remains intact. Iran has the choice to keep the Strait closed.

Good post but I think it’s been proven that Delcy and the rest have been compromised, no? War nerd talked about and they really made it seem like they had sold off the country

[–] jack@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

I don't really think so. In what way has the country been sold off? The communal movement and SOEs remain in place. They're attempting to get foreign capital into the private sector, but they've been attempting to do that for a long time. Now they just have an opportunity.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

All of this is true, but an actual invasion doesn't look to be possible in the necessary time frame. It took months for the Bush administration to recruit, train, and build up the ground forces necessary to invade and occupy Iraq in 2003, and that was a much easier country to invade for a whole host of reasons.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago

They think these smaller forces can carry out seizing an island and that somehow opening the Strait. How holding an island (which I doubt they can do anyways) opens the Strait I don't know - it doesn't stop Iran firing from the coast. But they must proceed through their available resources to resolve this if they aren't ready to just surrender.

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 12 points 5 hours ago

its gonna be like command and conquer when you try to drop paratroopers inside the enemies defenses and the plane gets blown out of the sky before anyone can even get out.

then the plane doesn't even fall onto anything important.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'd say it's 50/50 between Trump TACOing and Pete Hegseth dragging us into drunken oblivion. So place your Polymarket bets wisely.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I think it's nearly guaranteed to happen but maybe they declare victory and withdraw after a week or two. My guess, based on recent history, is that they do it on a Friday after markets close.

A much funnier possibility would be faking the invasion. Put up some AI generated pictures and video of boots in some sandy desert advancing on smoking ruins. Some last ditch effort to scare Iran into capitulation or something. Then Iran just laughs and keeps bombing US-Israel infrastructure.

[–] blottica@hexbear.net 17 points 6 hours ago

https://open.substack.com/pub/kenklippenstein/p/is-a-ground-war-with-iran-imminent

If you squint, an invasion seems inevitable. But look closer at the actual state of each force being cited, and a very different picture emerges. How is it possible, for instance, that every news organization from the New York Times on down, can report three ships leaving Japan with the Tripoli group when there were only two? Secrecy. Sloppiness. Sops.

With Trump in charge, one never knows. But even if there were a ground operation against Kharg Island, it would most likely involve Army Rangers and special operations forces, Green Berets and Navy SEALs — not some conventional ground assault à la Normandy. The idea of the U.S. Marines storming the beaches while the 82nd Airborne drops on parachutes from above is a cable news fever dream.

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