If it gets a chuckle out of me, the chances are high that it's a post from you.
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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”You can please some of the people some of the time, and you can jerk the rest off.”
Robin Williams
You also have to be the master of nuns :/
Underrated af movie
What movie?
Black Dynamite
Thanks!
Dude it was my favorite
Nah, just the handy man.
That sure sounds like his job though.
Ahhh I see you made a new account, I was wondering where the tag I put on you went lmao
I can imagine so many options. What was her tag?
yay! we missed u!
Don't, you are one of my favorite posters on here at this point lol. Just go where your whimsical (and horny) heart takes you
They have 3 posts on a 10hr old account... what am I missing here?
She deleted her former very active account and disappeared for a bit. This is her big return.
I really don't get why this user is so popular. It's like lemmy found one woman on the entire website and they started a fan club.
Her posts are based
I don't think it's about her being a woman it's just that there isn't much other hornyposting on Lemmy; she fills a niche
So people end up recognizing her
Lemmy is small enough that there are many well-known people on it, people whom many users recognize
IDK but for me, it really emphasizes the fact that there are barely any women on here lol
I agree
She's not the only woman who posts regularly. There's also LadyButterfly and Sunshine.
There are many people who do not make their gender clear/known; it's usually not relevant
I don't know what db0's gender is
Nor what yours is
I think Violet, LadyButterfly, and Sunshine are all arguably woman-presenting usernames or strongly hint at it, no?
I'd get it more if it didn't seem like the same people hated Mickey7 for doing the exact same thing, but being a dude posting.
He also posts funny memes
She posts funny memes
Ah, thanks for the explanation!
Welcome back op!
No wonder, was wondering how she suddenly got unblocked.
Welcome back, micky7 and I have been carrying the horny post torch in your absence.
I need to join a union...
Am I a trade?
No you’re a seductive tortoise
If you are in an open office...
Sometimes better than a master of baitin'
Don't forget to put a few rivets into Rosie:
Yes.
Remember to wear your safety gear! In this case, one of those RSI wrist braces...
Well, time to learn a trade I guess
As a licenced mechanic, yes.
Feels weird to have (what I believe to be) gay lingo be adopted by genpop.
...what word in OP is queer coded?
Not necessarily, one trade might be willing to jack you off.
If you won't, I gladly will 😋
Master(bater) of none?
Id like to think at least one...
Doos yas wants yas plumbings fixeds ors nots?
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