this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2026
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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

where did you get this photo of me at work from??

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

The time wasted today will be the 10 years gone in a blink of an eye.

[–] rehydrate5503@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Why am I like this? And how can I make it stop?

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Why am I like this?

Procrastination

And how can I make it stop?

Any well known method that you can probably find on youtube, but the general idea is that you need to overcome the psychological barrier of just starting the task. How you do that is up to you.

Once you start, then you will naturally continue. And once you get in the habit of not dismissing tasks, then you will find it easier to do them from the beginning.

[–] NominatedNemesis@reddthat.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Great now I procrastinating by watching youtube tutorials about how to be more productive, thanks!

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 16 hours ago

Those who know probably have better things to do than reading lemmy shitpost

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

perfectionism. learn the art of "good enough".

at least that was it for me. since i messed up the start time, i screwed up and can't do it perfectly gotta start over again at a new start time. that was the mental process. once i figured out good enough, I'd sit down at 8ish (or whenever, following the meme), not start writing immediately, sip my tea/coffee, turn on the music, set an alarm to remind me to take a break so i wouldn't have to keep looking at the clock, then start writing/working/whatever.

that's my process at least. we all gotta figure out what works for us individually.

[–] comador@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Hond@piefed.social 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] X@piefed.world 6 points 17 hours ago

looks like I gotta wait another 20

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 18 hours ago

This is how I end up suddenly getting the gumption to do chores at 3 in the morning.

[–] j_elgato@leminal.space 2 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Why is Kermit posed like the thumbnail for a porno clip?

[–] X@piefed.world 3 points 17 hours ago

What do you think he’s doing at 9?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

i thought Kermie was just relaxing.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

(psst in case you didn't have this one queued up)