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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 16 minutes ago

Hahahaha crabs fucking out

Turns out the “she” that “wrote” Mueller was death! Writing his name in her Death Book!

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 6 points 43 minutes ago
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 55 minutes ago

Does nothing

Refuses to elaborate

Dies

What did he mean by this?

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 4 points 40 minutes ago

Hey, remember that time the Mueller Report "leaked" on Scribd and it was just 69 pages of

spoilerSomebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin The water's gettin' warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (All that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold

Go for the moon G-g-g-go for the moon Go for the moon Go-go-go for the moon

Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked, "Could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place" I said, "Yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change"

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (Go) You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold

(And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 16 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 18 points 1 hour ago

He was a white hat patriot who had information that would lead to the arrest of o Hillary clinton

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 32 points 2 hours ago (5 children)
[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 14 points 1 hour ago (2 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 hour ago

Thank you for fact checking this, patriot! O7

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO holy fuck donald trump go on hexbear

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 1 points 1 minute ago

Omg no fucking way lol

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 9 points 56 minutes ago

trump-kubrick-stare He can no longer hurt innocent people!

anakin-padme-2 You mean, like, the victims of the GWOT, right?

trump-anguish

anakin-padme-4

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 3 points 20 minutes ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

yes yesss yesss channel that petty hatred queen, unlimited posting power!

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 1 hour ago

timmy-pray Bolton Next!

[–] Leegh@hexbear.net 3 points 52 minutes ago

Thank you for your service JDPON Don freedom-and-democracy

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 11 points 1 hour ago

If it were me, i simply wouldn’t be fbi director

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 1 hour ago

Holy crab-party ruthkanda-forever hexcrab-party

Get fucked in hell Cold Warrior. Lying powell-propaganda ass warmongering bastard.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 1 points 15 minutes ago

Vaxxed?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 17 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 hour ago

I like the addition of the collar and tie, real classy for a children's book.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

No fwickin way

crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

He was 70 years old when they appoint him. What the fuck?

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Capitalism may be the main problem but gerontocracy sure is trying to catch up

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 1 points 11 minutes ago

Capitalism is a system which is uniquely predisposed to reward people who do nothing. Old people typically decline in the amount of things they do as time progresses. Rich people also tend to live longer

Capitalism seems to be a system which trends toward gerontocracy as a side effect

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

It’s [not] mueller time.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 hours ago

Bye bye sweetie Trump wins yet again 💅