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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Snitch “Tattle Tale” Tagliatelle
Al Capone (no relation)
Barry Shitpeas
Zabaglione Zamboni

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 23 hours ago

Obviously they'd never be able to track down Shitpeas, because he works exclusively online and the Internet doesn't have a postcode.

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  • Barry "The Hatchet"

You accidentally included the best-of list at the start, whoops

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah that one is cool

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He said "worst" mob names...

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Mama Mia I was a fallin asleepa

[–] Heinous@feddit.online 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

And a good day to youse.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

The Gobba Ghoul

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Pee-wee Hurt 'em

Ivan The Incontinent

Sloppy Joe

Ben Bada Bingo

Judas The Snitch

Oliver Garden

Fat Arteries

Sammy Stutters

Jimmy No Toes

Edit:

Amish Steve "The Hacker"

He don't know shit about computer or phones but if you need a body disposed of, he is your Amish.

Tony Falsetto

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago

Loose-Lips Larry

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's-a me, Mobario!

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Jimmy One Time

Hey I'm gonna go get the papers.

Sure thing Jimmy.

[–] Naich@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago

Johnny the Sharter Mucus Kevin Big Paulie Prolapse

[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Parta DaMobba

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Donny Little Hands

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

spoilerFrankie the Squealer

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not seeing a lot of short ones:

  • Sleezo
  • Skunk
  • Weenie
  • Dogfucker
  • Spaz
  • Pork Rinds
  • Shakes
  • Depends
  • Stank
  • Gassy
  • The Feet
  • Cranky Pants
  • Fussy
  • Titboy
[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Vinny Bagadonuts

Garry Baldy

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Johnny Bagadonuts. Lenny "Short Eyes" (he likes 'em young!) Vinny "the Fish" (aka Vincenzo Pesce)

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Guido and Nunzio

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

Vinny Numbery

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] python@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 1 day ago

Don Nostril

Johnny Juicy

[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Bigus Dickus

[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

So far zero italian, they're all english. Mr. Gus Pacho is spanish probably.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

Ima Killyah (female) Brooklyn Focaccia

[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 1 day ago