Either the world is ending or Chuck Norris tried to self harm. There's no other explanation.
+++BREAKING NEWS+++ he dead now
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2026
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US Healthcare FTW!! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Damn the only thing that could kill Chuck Norris was US healthcare all along
It's said that the lizards can't survive in the new world atmosphere
Chuck Norris is a POS. Hes a massive outspoken bigot. The chuck norris jokes are lame now because he has become the joke. What a fucking loser.
Under Chuck Morris's racism is another fist! And it's up Trump's ass!
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My brother in Christ, we're in the shitpost sub.
Its still a post glazing a bigot
And you certainly did post shit. GG I suppose.
Pointing out what a shitbag someone is seems entirely appropriate for the comments of a shitposting community though.
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his whole persona is a being a " conservative Texan" cant get anymore obvious than that
I upvoted all of these comments.
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You mean the hospital has been rushed to Chuck Norris
He looked great for 86
Gods, I can't wait for Chuck Norris to die just so the stupid 'jokes' will too. They were never funny, and Norris is a piece of shit
Quick quick mention Donald Trump
Honestly, yeah Trump another one I'd love to see die, because it won't be long before the outhouse opens and he gets the respect he deserves.
Yeah, about that...
...sorry, I lied.
Surely the jokes died like 15 years ago?
Anyway, he's a piece of shit
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Well, he did
Chuck Norris won’t have died, he’ll have found another realm to dominate
I'm imagining he's in an isekai rn
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Chuck Norris will never die, nazis seem to respawn
Looks like the medical emergency had a Chuck Norris in the end.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Yeah right, the only way he's going down is if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.
He dead
Oh fuck
Man, that would be the bloodiest battle the world ever seen
That fight would rage on for a century and claim many lives
But eventually the champion would stand, the rest would see their better: Mister Rogers
Would he be in a bloodstained sweater?
You bet. It would be the ultimate showdown of ultimate history!
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Earlier Chuck I would be more concerned. Like Meatloaf it will be more of a relief that he can't fuck up any longer.
Next that piece of shit Clapton though. Music thief, xenophobic racist, there's nothing to like there, just die Eric.
Edit: Chuck's dead, March 20
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Is the hospital okay?
Chuck Norris doesn't suffer medical emergencies: medical emergencies suffer Chuck Norris.
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