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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

It's been a while since phones started asking for user confirmation to open a link from a QR code.

[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

qr codes cant really contain a zero-click malware, theyre just links (unless theres a terrible vulnerability in the browser which there probably isnt)

[–] catnip@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

where there is a will there is a way :p

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Do they record your voice also? Because they may violate some wire tap laws.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 minutes ago (1 children)

Depending on context and country filming ppl without their knowledge is already illegal.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

Not in canada, just one person has to be in the know.

[–] raven@lemmy.org 2 points 1 hour ago

I love the idea, maybe bricking the device may take some time but something that blasts weird audio on the phone or opens 100 tabs of weird websites on someone's phone?

[–] entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf 7 points 8 hours ago

I can work on this… give me a few days. Someone come back and check in tho - I’ve got a huge demo meeting Friday.

As an aside - if you come back I’ve got a new firewall we’re releasing open source on codeberg. Linux only because some functions won’t work on windows. Working on OS Agnostic version.

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

I wonder if that QR code thing would work for the TSA/police cameras that are everywhere now?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 9 hours ago

Obvious problems with surreptitious filming aside, these camera-infused glasses have been great for people filming themselves doing things. If only the whole thing wasnt so damn creepy and gross.

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Do you think he enjoys eating shit?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 36 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

On a similar note, Flock is known to do OCR on bumper stickers. I've recently found myself wondering if there's any sanitization being done to the OCR output before it gets stored in whatever database they're using.

Because Bobby Tables.

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 14 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 12 points 12 hours ago

Additional relevant xkcd

https://xkcd.com/1105/

[–] Mcdolan@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Let's assume they don't, who can design my new bumper stickers?

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[–] phx@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Not a brick. Infect it so that it seems to work but continually screws up or corrupts data in weird ways. The user will eventually assume the product is a PoS and shelve it, probably without buying another

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Ray Ban is owned by Luxoticca Group and they have plenty of money to throw around too.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 163 points 21 hours ago (134 children)

Remember when people got punched for wearing Google glasses?

Peppridge farm remembers

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 30 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

What kind of sick fuck thinks that's a selling point?

[–] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If you can't find malcode, goatse is also a good QR code option.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 4 points 9 hours ago

I wonder if you could prompt inject with QR codes...

[–] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

So is there a link that exists already? I’m interested in tattooing this to my jackets.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I have no problem with people recording me. Frankly, we should be doing more Sousveillance, as governments and corporate footage has a terrible track record of mysteriously disappearing whenever it's convenient to them. But that's not it. This is yet another corporation using peoples faces as camera mounting points. Fuck them. If you need a spycam for some reason, be a normal ~~creep~~ human being, and them off aliexpress or something

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Welp.

Orwell warned us.

It's kind of crazy that we're already kind of there. I find myself constantly thinking about how I'm most likely being recorded at any given time I'm not at home. Even at home until I put my foot down and told my girlfriend her Ring cameras inside the house were to be put away unless we were on vacation.

And I'm old enough to remember when this feeling of being watched all the time was not a thing. I know it helps solve a lot of crimes, but honestly, I don't care. I don't think it's worth it to live in a surveillance state.

Also, I'm a nudist. I go to nude resorts/beaches. People are going to be wearing these fucking things now and then uploading the video to the internet. NOT OK. Like, there's an unspoken rule among nudists not to have phones out, and if someone does, people will confront them about it. But you can't really protect against hidden fucking cameras in sunglasses.

I'm so tired of all this.

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