I wants lot of them but there is only so much time to dream
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2026
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Classic violet08...
Wait wtf?!
You fucking THOUGHT
YOU fucking thot.
It's spreading
Fuck yeah, spread it!
Spread them for me
Stop it violet08. Wait, again??
<creep>What a coincidence, I want both their bodies too.</creep>
Ew sex cult jesus
Alive, yeah? You mean alive. How creepy are you?
I mean… to begin with, sure.
^ this much haha hoho
I was sure this was going to be violet08
Not enough armpit licking
Surprise motherfucker
All rise, motherfucker
Lunch? Some fries motherfucker
Some pies, motherfucker.
Rue dies, motherfucker
Sunrise, motherfucker 🌅
it wasn't all killer no filler but I did find Superstore surprisingly good.
fax
As a skinny chick, yeah that is how it sometimes goes.
I misread that as "shiny dick" at first.
As a giant stocky dude, it do be how it goes.
As a short stocky dude who probably belongs in Karaz-a-Karak, tis how it goes.
As a bisexual woman, yes please. Fat titties make the world go round.
NGL, fat titties SUCK when it's blazing hot and you've got a scorching yeast infection eating the skin under your girls.
Intertrigo.. SO not worth having fat titties.
I have a dedicated 72hr antiperspirant stick that I use for my underboobs and the crease at my groin area that I apply after every shower. Summer and workouts are so much more comfortable without the skin irritation, and the conditioning/protective barrier helps prevent friction.
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I wish all the fat tiddied a cool updraft 😔😔🙏🙏
God bless you..!
I get that under my arms, it sucks real bad
For some reason i clicked the link. That seems horrible.
What is the original version of this meme lol
Ah yes the true original
I’ve had this image on a Zip disk since ‘97.
Do you still have a functional Zip drive?
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Originally they're both thinking what the woman on the left is.
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