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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 points 32 minutes ago

Crazy reality when the bare minimum ideal to aim for is not electing senile pedophiles to the most influential position on the planet Earth.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

Every so often the truth comes out and it's shocking AF when it comes from there.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I dislike hom as much as the next guy but what he meant is very clearly not what the article implies. Baitclick

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 28 minutes ago

Yea it's misleading. Probably on purpose

[–] Zarxrax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Reading the article, it sounds to me exactly as the headline implies. So tell me, what did he actually mean then?

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 2 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

That the US could live well, while the strait is blocked. He never meant to say "i shouldnt have started the war"

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 2 points 45 minutes ago

Which is also a delusional statement.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 58 minutes ago

Dealing with the strait should be up to Europe and the Middle East. Not about the war.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 hours ago
[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

It's almost like he only joined in on the war because Israel was instructing him or something.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Israel may have pushed him but daddy Putin green lit it.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 70 points 5 hours ago (10 children)

He later said: “So, we need, I, I would really, I’m demanding that these countries come in and protect their own territory because it is their territory, it’s the place from which they get their energy and they should come and they should help us protect it.”

Then came the line that quickly sparked reaction online:

“You could make the case that maybe we shouldn’t even be there at all because we don’t need it.”

It's Iran's terrority, and Iran is defending it after being attacked...

But I really think he's getting pressure from Christian extremists to abandon Israel. Their endgame was always Israel getting wiped out by its neighbors to start Armageddon and rapture Christians.

If no one joins against Iran, trump will likely try to slink away and Bibi holding the bag.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 47 minutes ago

The Christian leaders also see their parishioners spending all their money on gas, on the way to church, instead of on tithing.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Man I am so fucking ready for the Nationalist Christians to become huge fucking pariahs as a direct result of all of the idiocy that they’ve been pushing

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

by then the world may be literally cooked.

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Oh boy do I have terrible news about runaway climate change

It was 80 degrees here yesterday and its snowing right now as I type this.

And this is the best our climate will be for the rest of our lives 🙃

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[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 29 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

And he threatened NATO, who by all his accounts "stood back from the front lines" When Article 5 was called during the bullshit second Gulf War. And now he DEMANDS they help. Sure buddy.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 28 points 5 hours ago (27 children)

I just love the quote:

So, we need, I, I would really, I’m demanding...

He starts with needing help, starts to say he just really wants it, then pivota to demanding it.

The fact that he went thru those steps shows how much pressure he's facing.

His two biggest wings of influence has been Israel and American christo-fascists, if they start pulling him in opposite ways, he can't hold onto both.

He's fucked, but so are the rest of us by extension. Hopefully just till midterms at least.

[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 13 points 5 hours ago (11 children)

The thing is, as a foreigner, and speaking bluntly, this is on the entire American population, voting him in once was one thing, but not dealing with Jan 6 harshly under Bidens administration did nothing more than encourage them and their billionaire backers. IF there's no false flag operation to cancel the midterms and IF presidential elections are held and the democrats get into power, you lot are going to have to overhaul your entire system to ensure another Trump doesn't happen. And honestly speaking I can't realistically see that happening.

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[–] alfredon996@feddit.it 1 points 2 hours ago

He later said: “So, we need, I, I would really, I’m demanding that these countries come in and protect their own territory because it is their territory, it’s the place from which they get their energy and they should come and they should help us protect it.”

Sure, you fucked up everything, but other countries have to resolve the situation that you created.

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[–] SGGeorwell@lemmy.world 28 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Trump is a moron and so are his supporters. It’s a moron horde.

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago

Senile old pedo rapist "thinks" out loud...

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