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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

It's almost like he only joined in on the war because Israel was instructing him or something.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

because Israel was instructing him

because he wanted us to stop talking about his trips to Epstein Island to rape children.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Israel may have pushed him but daddy Putin green lit it.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Why would Putin want his proxy state attacked?

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Oil scarcity could encourage dropping Russian sanctions?

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

That's a BINGO!