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Yeah, so basically the current prevailing schizo internet theory is that AI nerds have destroyed the internet and created infinite spam.

The advertisement goons are now incapable of determining who is a bot and who is an actual human. The advertisement goons no longer want to pay as much to social media networks.

Social media networks, in full blown panic of losing potential revenue, decided to lobby governments saying "we gotta protect the kids! ID everyone to protect the kids from pedophiles!".

The social media networks know this doesn't really protect kids. But, it does two things (and a third accidentally).

  1. They now can identify who is human and who is AI slop machine, or enough to appease the advertisement goons

  2. Advertising to children is a general no-no from politicians, or something, so with ID verification they can say with confidence they're not advertising to children because it's been ID verification. Basically, they can weed out the children and focus on advertising to adults

  3. The feds can now tell who is human and who is AI slop. This inadvertently helps them with tracking people and serving fresh daily dumps of propaganda, or whatever they want to do.

It's a win-win-win for advertisers, social media networks, the government, and any business which does data collections.

It fucks over everyone else.

Chat, I'm not going to lie to you. This is an extremely good conspiracy schizo theory and I unironically believe it.

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[–] kablez@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Advertising doesn't seem like a large enough lever to drive something this globally coordinated.

My read is that governments and large institutions are preparing for the kind of systemic instability climate change is going to produce.

Across the world we're already seeing laws and policies that quietly restrict the ability to organise, protest, or remain anonymous online, while surveillance capabilities expand at the same time. None of this is particularly popular, yet it keeps happening.

Why?

Because the next few decades are likely to involve continuous pressure from climate-driven problems: migration, water shortages, falling crop yields, energy instability, and the political conflict that follows when resources get tighter.

From that perspective, universal ID verification online isn't mainly about ads or "protecting the kids". It's about mapping who is who, who talks to who, and how information spreads.

If you expect future mass unrest, protest movements, or large-scale political instability, that kind of data becomes extremely valuable.

And historically, elites often choose to invest more effort in managing the consequences of systemic problems than in solving the underlying causes.

So instead of "AI spam broke advertising", the bigger story might be that institutions are building the infrastructure to monitor and manage populations during a much messier future.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 points 2 hours ago

It is the third option. For a schizo conspiracy it makes a lot of sense.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

🧩 Hyper Rationalizing Autistic person here. My condition makes me view reality as systems within systems within systems with infinite recursion.

I have read this post.

I have not detected logical inconsistency in this theory... And all the facts that I know seem to support the hypothesis.

And yes I know I sound like AI. Ironically, AI tools tell me that too. 😅

If anyone wants to introduce a new premise or fact into the hypothetical scenario, I'll let you know if it makes sense or not (to me).

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Humans are illogical creatures who hype over irrational things. Some random key players pulling strings to heard the mob just a little but no greater strategy exists then "make money by any means possible fuck everyone else""

[–] IratePirate@feddit.org 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The advertisement goons are now incapable of determining who is a bot and who is an actual human.

Bullshit. Social networks track the living shit out of everyone and know exactly what's human traffic and what isn't. Device identifiers (user agent, IP ranges, browser fingerprint, (lack of) ad id, etc.) and behavioral patterns (including purchase history) differ wildly.

Advertising to children is a general no-no from politicians, or something,

Bullshit. Even advertising to kids were outlawed (it isn't), politicians could be just bought off by advertisers to turn a blind eye. This is particularly true for the land of their formerly free and home of the formerly brave where corruption is now an above-the-counter item, practiced out in the open by the president himself.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago

I thought land of the free and home of the brave was Scotland

[–] imjustmsk@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

What a beautiful world we live in. 

(my first ever post in the fediverse lol) 

[–] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Just cut off a friend who tried to tell me racism isn't a choice. Knew him for over a decade but he fell into an algorithm that he became obsessed with. He really believed he was seeing the "truth" finally.

[–] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Tell him that thinking white people are genetically predisposed to be racist is Woke 1.0 and belongs in the past. We are on 3.0 now and we call pigs [REDACTED]. (Yes I know you meant he is being turned into Hitler by Instagram, just a joke.)

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Average Andrew Tate fan

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You’ve made the right choice. Just watch out for the crazies, they mask well.

[–] obey@lemmy.wtf 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So what every website will have to have age verification?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 hours ago

Eventually every USER will have to be identified on the Internet, to prove their age, so that we know they aren't children, because we want to protect children.

So I have to allow everything I say or do on the Internet to be exposed to the entire world, because parents can't be bothered to supervise their children's Internet use.

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

If of wasn't Metas involvement, I was thinking it would be the first stab at a social credit system.

Is definitely a ploy to identify us all and certainly not to protect children.

[–] FukOui@lemmy.zip 14 points 13 hours ago

Plausible considering it's been shown that meta is the one responsible for lobbying this shit

[–] eli@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Want a real schizo theory?

People are going to use the ID verification thing to see which accounts are child accounts, pull all details for those accounts and make a database of children's accounts, and then sell that information to bad actors who plan to traffic children.

[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago

Palantir Orphan Hunter

[–] freedickpics@lemmy.ml 7 points 13 hours ago

Doesn't even need to be intentional when there are virtually no consequences for leaking that info

[–] kahoodd@reddthat.com 11 points 15 hours ago

and we have upcoming android lockdown👌

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 23 points 18 hours ago (6 children)

I don't love the word schizo, but otherwise I am on board

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Agree because it's a real mental illness that some people are tornented with, and that word should not be thrown around playfully.

The word I didn't love from OOP was "unironically." I truly don't love that word.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

what's your problem with the word "unironically" ?

I bet they write a 10 paragraph essay on why the word "unironically" is pretentious.

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[–] No1@aussie.zone 32 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

This is just the beginning.

You think it's just about ID?

Politicians in both the UK and Australia have spoken about banning VPNs, because VPNs have been used to avoid age verification in those countries.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Which is stupid. Kids aren't using vpns. Most good ones cost money. And kids aren't very tech savvy these days.

Most grow up with phones and tablets only. They don't even know how to use a keyboard or a PC.

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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 4 points 13 hours ago

The bad news for the AI goons is that the capitalists have squeezed us so hard that we no longer have any money to spend on the products we're programmed to lust after. Not sure what the end game is.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 52 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

This isn't even a conspiracy theory, it's been investigated and found to be mostly true.

https://tboteproject.com/git/hekate/attestation-findings

[–] a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I never thought about it until I clicked on this link, but repositories are actually a really good format for investigative journalism. Allows you to organize all the supporting documents alongside the article in an organized way.

[–] msage@programming.dev 3 points 7 hours ago

It's great for most written things in society.

Laws? Oh yes, please.

Any official communication? Thank you.

Even mundane things like cooking guides would benefit from history and versioning. Imagine entire family sending their branches for favourite pie/turkey/whatever else.

[–] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 2 points 14 hours ago

It's not even a conspiracy, it's just corporations and politicians behaving according to individual incentives and communicating about it publicly with a basic level of indirectness to avoid outrage.

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[–] BeN9o@lemmy.world 103 points 1 day ago (18 children)

"Advertising to Children is a general no-no.."

Uhh what? Advertising to children is like no1 priority. That's why Kim K etc is in fortnite, happy meals are bad food aimed at kids and of course standard TV adverts can be heavily aimed at kids, even tho its the parents spending the money.

[–] new_world_odor@lemmy.world 28 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Advertising to children is significantly more tightly regulated, for the very reason that they're so damn thirsty for it.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 21 points 21 hours ago

I grew up in the 90s and there were some absolutely unhinged ads during saturday morning cartoons. This spoof is only slightly crazier than actual capri sun liquid cool commercial.

https://youtu.be/eyd51lvu3xw

[–] starblursd@lemmy.zip 16 points 21 hours ago

Data collection* from children is a general No-No but with this they don't have to collect the data to know they're a child and can now specifically target them without having to collect data first. Thereby avoiding coppa fines

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago

Facebook has known since over a decade that under 13s are on their networks and instead of booting them, the CEO (whoever he is) decided to make the platforms more addictive to under 13s. Real quote from the LA court case going on right now.

Also, the new CEO of Xbox Gaming is ex-AI Head of Microsoft and the ex-Head of under-13 policy at Facebook. So she did everything the CEO (whoever he is) asked her to do, including making the platforms more addictive and pushing back on govt intervention.

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 13 points 17 hours ago

Seems like the most obvious fucking thing in the world

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 25 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That actually makes sense.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 11 points 20 hours ago

Honestly, the only "schizo" part of this is the assertion that people aren't allowed to advertise to children, otherwise this all makes perfectly sane sense.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 5 points 17 hours ago

I mean AI goons are destroying the internet and open source, that much is true.

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Second to make all advertising illegal

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