Ngl I think "that time I got publicly embarrassed by Henry Kissinger and then weeks later thought up a snappy comeback and told myself the story where I was smart and witty so many times I replaced all my memories of the actual event with the new synthetic ones" is the kind of thing that'd stick with you even as you start to forget where you are, what's going on, or how to draw a clock. It's gotta be one of those high-emotion and often revisited old peaks that becomes practically impossible to lose even as everything else goes.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Joseph Costanza

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Kissinger, Biden, Dulles... time travelers have I got a spot for you.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think one of us misunderstood, Biden called Kissinger "Secretary Dulles" as a retort for disrespecting him and mispronouncing his name

I do not believe either Dulles brother was in the room

Still a good post post tho

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I do not believe either Dulles brother was in the room

My psychiatrist telling me this all the time.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Oh, dang it. False alarm, Time travelers! We'll find another one!

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Due to authoritarian rules, in Freedom Land ™️, I have to wait probably a few years to make that into a "in a room with a gun and two bullets..." style joke

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

illegal-to-say

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Overpenetration is a serious problem with some calibers. A bullet might pass through the target and hit someone on the other side!

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lynching Dulles would probably be too kind for him with the number of lynchings he encouraged in Guatemala. Absolute scum. I'd probably get the Bronze Bull from Ancient Greece and then bring it back just for him.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I'd probably get the Bronze Bull from Ancient Greece and then bring it back just for him.

Why not forget your own modern version but make it in the shape of garfield?

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

can-excuse-1 i can excuse war crimes Jack, but i draw the line at public slights from 50 years ago biden-point

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Out of all the lame liberal dunks of Trump, I think the funniest and most true is that Trump’s entire life mission was to become president after Obama roasted him at a state dinner more than a decade ago lol

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Our whole political class is just caught up in getting revenge on each other for like curb your enthusiasm bits of social embarrassment and insider trading.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What else do they really have left? They're rich and powerful, why not become president just to screw over that guy who called you out in front of everyone years ago?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

As a connoisseur of going to incredible lengths for pointless spite, I gotta hand it to Donny. In a different would he could have been an excellent Disciple of Constanza

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

dead-motherfucker 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 biden

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

biden-point

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love being reminded that Biden has been a politician longer than I've been alive

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

His original campaign was based on the vietnam war. Ron Desantis was born during his first re-election campaign. His birth is closer to Lincoln's presidency than his own. He''s old enough to have an iffy record on segregation.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Kissinger really said W H OMEGALUL

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I got Covid and now I'm Ridden with Bidden