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Like hello, it’s my first day as a Standing School graduate, how am I doing? Any tips?
this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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The “standing at a weird angle trying to rinse your body without rinsing out your conditioner” pose on the far right, been there many times in the shower
I can't get it out of my head that trump stands like he's the front half of a centaur
And his son's have strong, child bearing hips.
performance enhancing digital image manipulation
Imagine having unlimited money and dressing like that. Like at make the suits out of silk or something
Iirc Trump wears cheap shitty un-tailored men’s wearhouse suits which is deeply funny on a spiritual level to me
The floorsheim gifting is really supporting the men's warehouse idea
We are Making Standing Great Again folks, like you wouldn't believe
Every person in that image has a bit of this
illusion happening
Dying.
Spent about an hour looking into The Poggendorff Illusion because I've never seen it. Turns out I may be immune to that shit, I can't see the illusion, and that means the Trump human family stands in a far stranger manner because I can't make sense of what I see when I gaze upon their disturbing visages
OMFGGGGGG
These ghouls are genuinely uncanny. I saw one of them on a strong psychedelic experience one time and damn near had a panic attack. Weird lookin people imo
Puff that chest out, inverse the knee, hands awkward at the side, it's the Trump School Of Standing.
The hands look so awkward like curled but not relaxed curled
When I was 5 years old, I thought it was normal to walk around like how they did the walk animation for the characters in the original Masters of the Universe cartoon (which was just the janky 5-frame "running" animation, but slowed down). This reminds me of that, except there's no exasperated adult asking why the fuck you're doing that.
They're build different
doing succession cosplay on 200 budget