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[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 99 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I'm really confused what this could be referring to.

Because the folks who've been around the longest and remember the early days of the Internet are currently in utter dismay over how their fun international sandbox has become a Black Mirror-esque horror show, while everyone else seems to just shrug and obediently upload their face scans so they can watch AI videos of uncanny-valley cats playing cruel pranks on facsimiles of political figures in-between unskippable ads for applying to be an ICE agent under promises that it'll be like COD but in your own backyard with living, breathing brown people.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Spot fucking on. The people who’ve watched it grow then wither are the most bitter because we saw what it could have become

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll never forget John C. Dvorak's 2006 article from PC Mag, where he argued that we were living in the Golden Age of the Internet, and to enjoy it while it lasts, before it ends up overcommercialized like what happened to radio. I only half believed it at the time, but I see now that he was 100% spot on with that prediction. (Snippet here; can't find a scan of the entire article.)

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Snippet here; can’t find a scan of the entire article.

I went digging and found it, it's split across two pages (which was the style at the time) here and here.

here is the full text to save you a click:

The Golden Age of the Internet

06.21.06

By John C. Dvorak

How many people realize that we're living in a golden age, the Golden Age of the Internet? It won't last; golden ages never do. Some of it will remain, but there's evidence that much of it is headed for the trash heap of history.

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Radio days. The golden age of radio lasted from about 1930 to 1950. It was nothing like radio today. Money was thrown at it. Thousands of great dramas and variety shows were made. Huge news organizations were built. Today, radio consists of right­wingers ranting about liberals, psychologists analyzing moaners-and-groaners, and mediocre music from CDs. We do get all-news stations with erroneous traffic reports, and public broadcasting stations with thoughtful shows on fascinating topics like the art of Gebel Barkel from the first millennium BC.

Every new technology that widely affects society has a golden age, and we give things a lot of slack. Porn on the Net symbolizes this leeway. But so do podcasting, blogging, free video servers, chat rooms, P2P, free e-mail, and other flourishing services.

A proprietary, closed Net is coming. A golden age ends either when something new comes along (as with radio's golden age, killed by the advent of TV), the government gets involved, or entropy sets in—usually a mix of these elements. In the case of the Internet, we are already seeing a combination of government, carrier, and business interactions that will eventually turn the Net into a restricted and somewhat proprietary network, with much of its content restricted or blocked. Only a diligent few will actually have access to the restricted data, and in some parts of the world even trying to view the restricted information on the Net will be a crime.

It's already a crime to post intellectual discussions about copy-protection schemes that are protected by the DMCA. If the American public tolerates that sort of onerous restriction, then it will tolerate anything.

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Filtering and blacklists now common. Most U.S. government agencies now use filtering mechanisms to keep their own computers from accessing blacklisted Web sites. Third parties maintain these blacklists, and they put whatever they want on the lists. For example, my blog was blacklisted for a while, with no explanation.

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Most companies go much further and carefully monitor all network traffic. They can then pinpoint the use of streaming media and other verboten uses of corporate computers and simply block such usages and blacklist the sites involved.

Even e-mail is lost in the shuffle. The New York Times has a system in place that prevents certain press releases from getting to the reporters.

Blame spam and porn. Spam, porn, and other forms of questionable content are the reasons for filtering and blacklisting. But increasingly, content that mentions birth control or evolution is blocked. Nazi memorabilia sales and hate sites are also banned. It is folly to think that any government, no matter how progressive, won't be tempted to choke off certain content of which it does not approve.

This sort of intervention becomes ever easier with the consolidation of the Internet. It's all headed to AT&T; and Comcast. AT&T; has already sold the public down the river by turning over phone records to the government without blinking an eye. Ask it to filter Google results? No problemo!

Is there anything the public can do about this? Yes—enjoy the Golden Age, while you can.

Discuss this article in the forums.

More articles from John Dvorak:

See John get cranky about technology in his new Cranky Geeks IPTV Show.

Go off-topic with John C. Dvorak here.

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[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I've been on since BBS's , I was just starting to understand it a little then it expanded to browsers, then there was the FTP's to share pirated software, ICQ to meet people from all over the world it was good.

Then it went to shit, the only good thing is that torrents have been keeping my media free.

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[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

I'm also clueless and don't understand what the OP is talking about - who is having a mental breakdown and why? And aren't the millennials who are the only tech and internet literate generation exactly the people having a mental breakdown over the way the internet is going? I'm so confused, I need more context.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

I was assuming OP means all those gross out pics/vids, or the death/violent stuff. Those pain olympics were something else, and I couldn't finish 2 girls 1 cup.

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[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 90 points 1 month ago (34 children)

The early Internet had a few simple rules:

  • Never feed a troll
  • Never trust anything written online
  • Never tell anyone your real name or address
  • There are no girls online (i.e. people are not who they claim to be)
  • Online is not IRL

And most people knew these rules. The proliferation of the Internet has brought a lot of people who don't understand these rules in to the fold and it has made the Internet a worse place. "Normies" seemingly think the Internet world works like your normal social interactions - it does not. The anonymity of the Internet brings out the worst in people. We really need to bring back the rules of the early Internet for the safety of everyone.

Feel free to comment more rules if you remember any.

As much as I miss the early Internet though, I genuinely do wish I'd had more protection from the seedier sites. I am not better off for having seen the gore and shock sites.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never tell anyone your real name or address

more importantly, if you do know the real identity of another participant, don't reveal it

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[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

NGL, I saw the gore and shock as well - stileproject, rotten, marsonline, ogrish, bestgore... and even WPD on Reddit in the early days and it really did give me an appreciation for safety first! in almost everything I have done since.

The biggest rule was proof/cites linking to legitimate sources, (not conspiracy sites or your friend "Sally" on facebook) or it didn't happen.

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[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The eternal September brought new people without end who never acclimated.

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[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

"Pics or it didn't happen" doesn't really work anymore.

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[–] brap@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You also never clicked an advert or used your real name.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 25 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Please tell me that people aren't clicking ads...

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 37 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Enough are doing it that it's still profitable. Last estimates I saw were 10% who saw an ad clicked one, and 10% of those who clicked bought what they saw

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's just hard to fathom for me. Wow.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's actually been dropping over time. It used to be more like 10%, now I see some people celebrating 0.4% conversation rate. What's also been happening in conjunction is the cost has dropped. On like Facebook and stuff now you can serve like 1000 impressions for like $5 or something. I don't know exact numbers on cost there but stupid low like 0.10¢ per clicked ad.

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[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

From an actual conversation I had once:

"What's your problem with adds, I love them. They always recommend things I could actually use. It's genuinely a great way for me to learn about new products or services."

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure. Fundamentally, this is what ads should do. The problem comes from how intrusive they are in pushing their propaganda. And now they’re literally everywhere.

I remember back in the day before browser tabs when sites would open new windows for ads. And sometimes those ads would open more windows for ads. And some of those windows had sound, or porn, or both. Worse yet, some would open off screen so you couldn’t easily close them. That’s where the term “pop-up” came from in pop-up blockers.

~Talk about whack-a-mole.~

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Even Youtube is filled with scam ads, trusting ads to deliver you worthwhile results is like trusting Facebook not to sell your data to the highest bidder.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I feel the opposite. I’m “C-64 dial up BBS” years old. I’m far, far more concerned with the internet today. It’s become destructive on so many levels. The corporatocracy takeover, the enstupidification, AI, troll farms, bots, outright lies, echo chambers willfully and ignorantly forming realities outside of objective truth…

The modern internet is an awful conflagration that everyone is trying to manipulate and control while throwing more fuel on it in an attempt to profit from it.

Goatse is nothing compared the dumpster fire that’s happening.

I’m not fine with it at all.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m that many years old too… 1970 represent!

I liked it better when it was just random people coming together to talk about whatever random shit you were into. It felt so much more inclusive. Like no matter how weird your hobby was, somebody out there was into it as well… or sharing very funny stories like the creation of overly engineered toasters. Or putting a camera on a coffee pot to check if there was fresh coffee. Or the stories of the BOFH.

Now it’s too controlled, monetized, enshittified, homogenized, etc. It’s not about people connecting anymore or creating content that people actually want and learn from. With all the AI generated bullshit, it’s likely not even created by people anymore. At least with goatse, tub girl, or lemon party you knew that was actual people… not sure if that’s better or worse actually. But somebody created it for others to “enjoy”… well experience might be a better word here. But you get the idea. It was people coming together because they wanted to. They enjoyed it. Now it’s all scams, rage-bait, and algorithms created to drive engagement. It’s almost like it isn’t fun anymore.

But there are places that still remind me of the old internet. Lemmy for example. It’s not exactly the same but it shares its DNA.

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[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 month ago (10 children)

If you aren't horrified by what's happening to Iran right now then you're an empathy deficient and that comes with a separate set of problems.

I'm 40, and absolutely remember the old internet. But the news traumatizes me so consistently lately I find myself crying every day.

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I don't know the context for this microblog, but I don't think whats happening in Iran is what he was thinking of when he said "digital horrors".

I remember seeing footage of bombings from the Bosnian war in the 90's. Well before digital video on the internet was popular, it was just on cable TV.

I don't know Lauderdale personally, but he has a funny YouTube channel and seems cool enough that I'm gonna hold off on judging this without context.

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[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“…the AOL days…”

That funny feeling when AOL users consider themselves the experienced, wisened ones.

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean aol stared in 1989 it’s been here pretty much from the start.

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[–] SuspciousCarrot78@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Saddam Hussein's hanging. BME pain olympics. A midget in a ET suit having sex with a giant spider. Meatspin. All these things will be lost, like tears in the rain.

Time to fry.

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

me at 11, hanging out in public chat rooms with Neonazis, pedos, and scientologists debating the Hubble deep field without knowing what any of those things are but just happy to be included.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Public chatrooms were everywhere too. It was just the default, anywhere you went. AOL, yahoo games, random websites for no reason.

Even as late as Starcraft 2 (so 2010-), you'd open the game and immediately be dropped into a giant public chatroom on the home screen with everyone else currently playing.

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

asl

Any people were responding with it. The post has overplayed the actual cautiousness of those who were around back then.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Old internet:

  • Lots of fun places to visit
  • "So, first I visit thisite, then click that other link, then click the 3rd link on the right from the bottom up"
  • Oh fuck, no, don't go in THERE
  • Hey, another toolbar for my IE toolbar collection!
  • Wait, what was that site again?
  • Ugh, why won't this image load?
  • No mom, I'm not keeping the phone line busy!
  • One login for this forum, another for that forum, another for that other forum...
  • Wow, email sure is neat! Instant messaging with anyone in the world!
  • weird noises when the mouse hovers certain elements
  • BOOBIES!

Current internet:

  • tiktok, instagram, google, facebook, amazon
  • ANIMATED BOOBIES!
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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only thing that continually surprises me about the internet is how young y'all are.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

I'm 61 and feel like an absolute fossil out here most days.

The kids are just babes..

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I find it interesting because the BME Pain Olympics was mostly done with plasticine and the like for shock value

I create performance art with my dick which isn't gore (I'm not going to hurt my dick!) and I'm often accused of using AI

People are simultaneously skeptical and also ridiculously credulous, depending on what they want to believe

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 month ago

Today's internet is way worse than the old internet.

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I was watching my own foot surgery the other day (local anesthetic) and even the surgeon's assistant had to cringe a bit at a certain spot while I was happily watching. She said most patients have to look away during these procedures but after growing up with unrestricted access to the internet and an at times unhealthy amount of curiosity I've seen it all. Should I have watched those isis beheading videos? Probably not. The production value was insane though.

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I've been around since 94. It was never this bad. 

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Man, I’ve been on the “internet” since before it had pictures or videos or sound . When each “website” was a different phone number, and if more than a few people were visiting it, you had to wait and call back later. Just to read in green (or amber) text on a black screen, someone’s comments on some old post, and weeks & weeks of comment threads.

It was amazing.

Am I upset about the state of the internet today? Not really. It’s evolving, getting worse in some ways, better in others. I’m still interested to see what it grows into. I have my own hopes as to what it will become, but I’m sure I’ll be surprised at the direction it takes.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Am I upset about the state of the internet today? Not really.

You somehow witnessed corporate interests encircle and subvert the internet's wonderful idyllic culture into the torment nexus of capitalist control and propaganda and you're not upset?

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We also have witnessed humans rebel against that and create a new decentralized internet that we are currently using

Idk i have faith in weird and creative people who refuse to follow rules

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[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

i remember going to ogrish.com and rotten.com and thinking "wow the internet is fucking great," and trolling people on AIM chat before anyone called it "trolling." then i grew up

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Being 12 and visiting rotten.com with your friends after class was our passage to adulthood ritual

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[–] bomberesque@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My Goatse sense is tingling

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] noride@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

"15/f/Cali"

Says 99% of the dudes in the aol chat room.

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