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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 59 points 11 hours ago (7 children)

The early Internet had a few simple rules:

  • Never feed a troll
  • Never trust anything written online
  • Never tell anyone your real name or address
  • There are no girls online (i.e. people are not who they claim to be)
  • Online is not IRL

And most people knew these rules. The proliferation of the Internet has brought a lot of people who don't understand these rules in to the fold and it has made the Internet a worse place. "Normies" seemingly think the Internet world works like your normal social interactions - it does not. The anonymity of the Internet brings out the worst in people. We really need to bring back the rules of the early Internet for the safety of everyone.

Feel free to comment more rules if you remember any.

As much as I miss the early Internet though, I genuinely do wish I'd had more protection from the seedier sites. I am not better off for having seen the gore and shock sites.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 11 hours ago

Never tell anyone your real name or address

more importantly, if you do know the real identity of another participant, don't reveal it

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
  • Use a nick (handle, username) that doesn't give anything away

The people who came after me didn't know that one and started putting their birth year, hometown, etc. into their usernames.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

One time I was chatting with a woman who told me she was single. I'm still not quite sure if she was, but she had a kid with the claimed ex. However, the ex - or whatever he was - found out I was talking to her and left a voicemail threatening me.

I don't remember what he said exactly, but I do remember one detail. She and I had only talked online and over the phone. I never gave any really location specific information to her, just my first and last name and phone number. In his voicemail, he said "I will find you. I will Google your ass!"

Even now, if you Google my first and last name, you get results about some CEO, not me. I've never tried googling my phone number.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, there are people who search for themselves and want an ego boost. I search for myself and hope to find nothing.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Indeed. I know roughly what's going on because back before I cared about privacy I set up a "Google Alert" for my name. Since my tastes developed, I'm glad he's there to distract from anything notable about me.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I've never tried googling my phone number.

Send me your phone number and I'll Google it for you.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Even better - you give me yours and I'll call you so you don't have to type it.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How thoughtful, (202) 456-1414

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Ah, I was expecting the rejection hotline. It never occurred to me that the White House has a general contact number, but it makes sense.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 7 points 9 hours ago

"Pics or it didn't happen" doesn't really work anymore.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

NGL, I saw the gore and shock as well - stileproject, rotten, marsonline, ogrish, bestgore... and even WPD on Reddit in the early days and it really did give me an appreciation for safety first! in almost everything I have done since.

The biggest rule was proof/cites linking to legitimate sources, (not conspiracy sites or your friend "Sally" on facebook) or it didn't happen.

[–] Town@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I learned a few important lessons. Cars, trains, knives, guns, angry people, power lines, and falling are dangerous. Treat them with respect.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

+100 for the power lines. Saw some scary things happen to people that were not paying attention.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

The eternal September brought new people without end who never acclimated.

[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Broadband reached rural communities.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website -1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That's what Eternal September means.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago

Translator note: keikaku means plan

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Oh absolutely, I also believe that growing up with dialup was great, it meant that being online cost money, giving parents incentive to monitor the time spent online by children, and gradually getting used to being online.

I remember asking and being allowed 30 min online, every few weeks.

It worked well as we hadn't transitioned to an online first society.

Then later in school there were a few shock sites being sent around, goatse was never huge at my time in school, for me the most prolific shock site around school was lemonparty.

Even later in school, I started realizing how much gore and weird crap you could find, and a morbid curiosity took over forna few days, I remember finding a picture of a guy who got beheaded after falling on a spiked fence, you could see the head on one of the spikes, and another time when I saw the aftermath of a guy being sucked into a jet engine, that one was quite mild as the result was too abstract and you only saw a red paste, so it never bothered me.

As it stands now, I think there is a value of mild supervision of kids and teens when online.

I mean mild in a way that full access is allowed but only on a desktop in a shared space.

And at 16 they can move their computer into their own room, and at 18 any admin account on their computer that the parents have should be removed.

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

I had dialup, but we had 2 phone lines and our phone company was the ISP so a local number with unlimited access. I've been terminally online for way too long.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz -1 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

We really need to bring back the rules of the early Internet

  • There are no girls online (i.e. people are not who they claim to be)

Nah, I think some things should be left in the past

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

Just replace it with "on the internet everyone is lying about who they are and the person goading you on is either 15 or a fed"

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 2 points 9 hours ago

Add I understand it, the real meaning of that line is not exactly what it sounds like. It meant something like "in this anonymous place, only your thoughts matter, not your identity." If an idea was good, it was good, and it didn't matter who had the idea. Very egalitarian.

Of course, we have since realized that isn't really true. Sometimes it's important to know if a thought is coming from a woman, who has had different experience from a man.

Still an idea that need to be left behind, but not the one you probably think.