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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm really confused what this could be referring to.

Because the folks who've been around the longest and remember the early days of the Internet are currently in utter dismay over how their fun international sandbox has become a Black Mirror-esque horror show, while everyone else seems to just shrug and obediently upload their face scans so they can watch AI videos of uncanny-valley cats playing cruel pranks on facsimiles of political figures in-between unskippable ads for applying to be an ICE agent under promises that it'll be like COD but in your own backyard with living, breathing brown people.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 minutes ago

I was assuming OP means all those gross out pics/vids, or the death/violent stuff. Those pain olympics were something else, and I couldn't finish 2 girls 1 cup.

I've been around since 94. It was never this bad. 

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

me at 11, hanging out in public chat rooms with Neonazis, pedos, and scientologists debating the Hubble deep field without knowing what any of those things are but just happy to be included.

Public chatrooms were everywhere too. It was just the default, anywhere you went. AOL, yahoo games, random websites for no reason.

Even as late as Starcraft 2 (so 2010-), you'd open the game and immediately be dropped into a giant public chatroom on the home screen with everyone else currently playing.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] noride@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 hours ago

"15/f/Cali"

Says 99% of the dudes in the aol chat room.

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

“…the AOL days…”

That funny feeling when AOL users consider themselves the experienced, wisened ones.

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

I mean aol stared in 1989 it’s been here pretty much from the start.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

If you aren't horrified by what's happening to Iran right now then you're an empathy deficient and that comes with a separate set of problems.

I'm 40, and absolutely remember the old internet. But the news traumatizes me so consistently lately I find myself crying every day.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 1 points 39 minutes ago

I hope not. As difficult as it is to be sad every waking moment, I think being numb to this would be worse.

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

I don't know the context for this microblog, but I don't think whats happening in Iran is what he was thinking of when he said "digital horrors".

I remember seeing footage of bombings from the Bosnian war in the 90's. Well before digital video on the internet was popular, it was just on cable TV.

I don't know Lauderdale personally, but he has a funny YouTube channel and seems cool enough that I'm gonna hold off on judging this without context.

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

I have a handful of colleagues in Iran so I probably emphasise with it more than the usual horrors but stuff like this has been going on non stop around the world my entire life so idk why you’d be uniquely horrified by it

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh man, I remember being shown goatsee.

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I met my spouse on AOL 25 years ago.

That's amazing. It doesn't seem crazy these days to meet your spouse online, but I know y'all must have gotten some funny reactions telling people back then.

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 43 points 5 hours ago (12 children)

The early Internet had a few simple rules:

  • Never feed a troll
  • Never trust anything written online
  • Never tell anyone your real name or address
  • There are no girls online (i.e. people are not who they claim to be)
  • Online is not IRL

And most people knew these rules. The proliferation of the Internet has brought a lot of people who don't understand these rules in to the fold and it has made the Internet a worse place. "Normies" seemingly think the Internet world works like your normal social interactions - it does not. The anonymity of the Internet brings out the worst in people. We really need to bring back the rules of the early Internet for the safety of everyone.

Feel free to comment more rules if you remember any.

As much as I miss the early Internet though, I genuinely do wish I'd had more protection from the seedier sites. I am not better off for having seen the gore and shock sites.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
  • Use a nick (handle, username) that doesn't give anything away

The people who came after me didn't know that one and started putting their birth year, hometown, etc. into their usernames.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 28 minutes ago

One time I was chatting with a woman who told me she was single. I'm still not quite sure if she was, but she had a kid with the claimed ex. However, the ex - or whatever he was - found out I was talking to her and left a voicemail threatening me.

I don't remember what he said exactly, but I do remember one detail. She and I had only talked online and over the phone. I never gave any really location specific information to her, just my first and last name and phone number. In his voicemail, he said "I will find you. I will Google your ass!"

Even now, if you Google my first and last name, you get results about some CEO, not me. I've never tried googling my phone number.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 6 points 3 hours ago

"Pics or it didn't happen" doesn't really work anymore.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 5 hours ago

Never tell anyone your real name or address

more importantly, if you do know the real identity of another participant, don't reveal it

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 hours ago

NGL, I saw the gore and shock as well - stileproject, rotten, marsonline, ogrish, bestgore... and even WPD on Reddit in the early days and it really did give me an appreciation for safety first! in almost everything I have done since.

The biggest rule was proof/cites linking to legitimate sources, (not conspiracy sites or your friend "Sally" on facebook) or it didn't happen.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Oh absolutely, I also believe that growing up with dialup was great, it meant that being online cost money, giving parents incentive to monitor the time spent online by children, and gradually getting used to being online.

I remember asking and being allowed 30 min online, every few weeks.

It worked well as we hadn't transitioned to an online first society.

Then later in school there were a few shock sites being sent around, goatse was never huge at my time in school, for me the most prolific shock site around school was lemonparty.

Even later in school, I started realizing how much gore and weird crap you could find, and a morbid curiosity took over forna few days, I remember finding a picture of a guy who got beheaded after falling on a spiked fence, you could see the head on one of the spikes, and another time when I saw the aftermath of a guy being sucked into a jet engine, that one was quite mild as the result was too abstract and you only saw a red paste, so it never bothered me.

As it stands now, I think there is a value of mild supervision of kids and teens when online.

I mean mild in a way that full access is allowed but only on a desktop in a shared space.

And at 16 they can move their computer into their own room, and at 18 any admin account on their computer that the parents have should be removed.

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

I had dialup, but we had 2 phone lines and our phone company was the ISP so a local number with unlimited access. I've been terminally online for way too long.

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[–] brap@lemmy.world 31 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

You also never clicked an advert or used your real name.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 18 points 6 hours ago (14 children)

Please tell me that people aren't clicking ads...

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

My wife does. I throw it back in her face whenever she gets wide ‘you click the ads’

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 4 points 2 hours ago

I've clicked a few. Mostly by accident, the rest by deception.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 24 points 5 hours ago (6 children)

Enough are doing it that it's still profitable. Last estimates I saw were 10% who saw an ad clicked one, and 10% of those who clicked bought what they saw

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's just hard to fathom for me. Wow.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's actually been dropping over time. It used to be more like 10%, now I see some people celebrating 0.4% conversation rate. What's also been happening in conjunction is the cost has dropped. On like Facebook and stuff now you can serve like 1000 impressions for like $5 or something. I don't know exact numbers on cost there but stupid low like 0.10¢ per clicked ad.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The only thing that continually surprises me about the internet is how young y'all are.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

I'm 61 and feel like an absolute fossil out here most days.

The kids are just babes..

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (5 children)

I was watching my own foot surgery the other day (local anesthetic) and even the surgeon's assistant had to cringe a bit at a certain spot while I was happily watching. She said most patients have to look away during these procedures but after growing up with unrestricted access to the internet and an at times unhealthy amount of curiosity I've seen it all. Should I have watched those isis beheading videos? Probably not. The production value was insane though.

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[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (5 children)

i remember going to ogrish.com and rotten.com and thinking "wow the internet is fucking great," and trolling people on AIM chat before anyone called it "trolling." then i grew up

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

I got reported to the FBI by my hosting provider for running a AIM password brute force cracker which I used to steal my pals accounts.

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