SaltSong

Wait, how many of those do we have? I'd expect us to have at least 10,000 given how we are supposed to be the bastion of goddamn freedom. Can hardly claim to be the stalwart defender of democracy if we don't have enough ammo for at least a month.

And if we don't have ammo, maybe we shouldn't be starting wars with nations that have a military.

This is your doing, buddy boy.

I love it.

I doubt this is actually in the script, though.

If I could get a slide-out keyboard, like I had on my sidekick, or even a T9, I'd ditch autocorrect in a heartbeat.

No, just autocorrect deciding it knows better than me.

I'm a huge fan of her work. The world needs more hot athletic women with swords.

If necessary, "hot" can be dispensed with. "Athletic" too, as required.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the worst is these: Vader was right again.

Chief O'Brien: Introduction to personal resiliency.

What part of "fully functional" are you not understanding?

No, that's the 35th rule.

Rule 34 applies.

No, not that one. Rule of acquisition #34.

Distilling is dangerous is it goes wrong.

Making meth is dangerous even if everything goes right.