Self-sealing stembolts with your namok sauce
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One of those miniature singing mark 1 EMHs!
Come to Quark's
Quarks is fun
Come right now
Don't walk, RUN!
A Tribble.
Oh no.
Yes! Want that one
You just doomed us all
God damn toy ate my happy meal!
Self sealing stem bolts
A Dax symbiote Matryoshka doll
This made me legitimately LOL!
The worst part is I really want one of those now and am sad those probably aren't things that exist.
A set of crocheted Dax characters with a Symbiote pouch in the stomach.
Post this to one of the 3d printing subs and wait.
A plush Moopsy!!!!
Tribble Hacky Sack
The flute from The Inner Light.
But does it come with a lifetime of experience?
It comes with the experience of a lifetime
Love the platitudes Boimler gets from Ki-ty-ha.
No, just the vague sense of a lifetime of trauma.
I'll take it.
A Vulcan toy with "realistic Vulcan neck pinch" tm
Or a battle damage red shirt that same month
What do you mean "if"? Where did you think Picard got his collection of little starships?
Borg gacha-style figurines including Hugh, Locutus, Queen, and Seven of Nine. Gotta assimilate them all.
Gotta assimilate them all.
Before they assimilate you.
We... are... lovin' it.
Bobble Headed Picard
Dilithium. Along with a random assortment of isolinear chips.
I'd expect a Bat'leth of course
Miniature star ship replicas
A base ball.
The best Happy Meal toy: Little transformers that change into the food
Bio Memetic Gel.
Five hundred cigarettes.
Yes I know it’s from a different show, relax for the sake of comedy. It’s fine. Nothing matters. :)
That different show is more Star Trek than several Star Trek shows.
Ferengi bobble head dolls.
that moan when you rub their lobes
Eeeyahhh!
LOL!
Happy Meal toys are usually franchise tie-ins with popular kids movies and other media, right? (I haven't actually seen a Happy Meal since the turn of the millennium so idk).
Are there any series that show in-universe media? I feel like the closest thing is maybe that drug-game from STNG (s5e6).
Depends on if this is the Blake's 7 Federation, in which case it's likely some toy Servalan favors. If it's the Star Trek universe, it has to be a "modified" tribble (that won't breed).
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A small cup of yellowish clear jello putty
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