mvilain

This post made me research the difference between English Muffins and Crumpets. Lesson learned.

Didn't use Jewish models, I see.

Michelangelo made the same mistake with his David.

Here in the SF Bay Area, most of the malls and stores don't allow the Salvation Army or the Hari Krishnas or any group to solicit. I don't even recall a Girl Scout Troupe selling cookies. I still keep the "Don't donate" Vouchers in my wallet just in case I run across a bell ringer in front of a Chick-Fil-A or Hobby Lobby that somehow got approved by the local planning commission.

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Attorney: So you never met the deceased. Pathologist: Never saw him before he appeared on my autopsy table. Attorney: So, Mr. A could in fact still be alive and walking around. Pathologist: Well, I've got his brain in a jar in my office but I supposed he could be out there somewhere practicing law.

[told to me by Pathologist Father In Law]

Nana had a bunch of ash trays from Vegas casinos. They were much classier that these things. And I seriously doubt she ever ate at any of these places in her life.

I wonder if "FUCK YOU AND YOUR POLICIES" was written on any badges. Using a Sharpie, of course.

I hope British Leland fixed the Triumph design in the TR6. My Dad's TR4 required you to loosen the engine mounts and pull the engine up just to change the fan belt.

How can she talk? Her head is in such a dark place, I wonder how anyone can understand what she's saying.

Didn't think his show was funny then. Didn't bother watching his Netflix show. And he's still not funny now.

I'm thinking of a t-shirt with a body hanging by it's entrails from a lamppost. Caption:

"Has he chosen his lampost yet?"

I'm sure someone will come up with something better.

#DICTATORPICKSHISLAMPPOST

"I hate temporal mechanics"

In my local Target and Walmart, the underwear section is a mess with all packaging scattered amongst the various walls. I can tell when they're short staffed by how disorganized it is. I buy stuff from CostCo now for better quality and that section as well as ALL the clothing tables are kept in order.