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[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Might depend on the material. I have -3.5dpt on both sides and my glasses have half the width and glare. Or are those some random units again?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's measuring in Imperial Corrective Units (ICU).

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Let me guess... It counts how many visits to the ICU it took to get such bad eye sight?

Going for "I see you" with a plausible but bullshit unit name but yours works too. Maybe they keep getting into accidents and landing in the ICU because of poor eyesight.

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 hours ago

Bruh you leave my funny YouTube doctor alone!! 😡

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 79 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I love rephrasing that as "Looking at an ass is a full mark"

You see perfectly out your butt!

[–] tortina_original@lemmy.world 25 points 8 hours ago

Damn, it took me a while, haha 😂

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They obviously don't wear glasses.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 51 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

That's also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 9 minutes ago

I'm not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 10 hours ago

It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that's probably close to her prescription.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

He should have had his scribe write the joke