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Nah, adults do that too
The version of the Little Einsteins theme song i would sing in middle school and high-school everytime we went on a field trip on a school bus
We're going on a trip, in our favorite piece of shit! Doin' 95, we'll probably fucking die!
The teachers hated it but a bunch of the other kids thought it was funny and would sing along
But really though, have you ever ridden on the highway in a schoolbus during a fieldtrip? This is absolutely what it felt like, that you were going 95 mph with no seatbelts and you were gonna die
The rumor that existed in every single school that Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could suck his own penis
That rumor came up in his autobiography and he wrote -
"If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on The Wonder Years instead of chasing Winnie Cooper. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning."
Side note: Marilyn Manson is a peice of shit.
I'm out of the loop on that one, why is he a piece of shit?
A bunch of women accused him of sexual violence, but nothing is showing up on his wiki.
He also seems to have been a bit of a dick to bandmates
he basically raped and tortured Evan Rachel Wood. there were many others, but she was the highest profile victim.

He... he was on the wonder years?
No, but there was a rumour back in the day that he was the kid who played Kevin's best friend.
Not necessarily my favorite nor something widespread, but it was always the legend/meme that my middle/high schools had a pool on the roof (it was a one story building lmfao)
I remember kids would try to sell each other a pass to get to the second floor of one of our one-story buildings; I wonder if the pool rumor started as a similar joke/scam
Okay, so back in the 1990s Charter Medical Corporation ran a suicide prevention hotline with the number 1-800-CHARTER. They ran a massive TV ad campaign with the tagline "If you don't get help at Charter, please, get help somewhere." These commercials ran on daytime TV so they were a little...oblique. Euphemistic. So that children wouldn't understand them. So we didn't.
Around that time, it was popular slang among teh youthz to say "you need help" as a way of calling someone stupid. You can hear one of Roger's daughters say it in the first Lethal Weapon movie in response to his attempt at rapping.
And of course, people who "need help" should call Charter. So in the 1990's there was a fad of us school kids calling each other stupid by saying "You need to call Charter." And I wonder how local that was, I know at least two elementary schools in my county did that. American Millennials, do you remember this?
I middle/high school the best sub was rumored to live out of the back of his station wagon and had cardboard boxes to extend the back of it for extra shelter. It didn't help that the man embraced the rumor.
He once shared some pie with me when I was having a small breakdown in an empty room senior year due to my severe depression and from being bullied severely. He just offered me pie and we sat in silence and each ate a piece and then went on our way. It was nice.
You can make yourself wake up at 6am tomorrow by hitting yourself on the head 6 times, you need to do it really hard though.
Going way way back to the 1980s... there was a rumour around my school that there was a secret chocolate factory hidden in Super Mario Bros 1. We didn't really think there would be much to it, but we'd all been to the minus world and we saw the palette swap in some worlds (like I think world 6). The more reasonable or computer/code minded of us just figured it was a glitch that palette swapped everything to browns, so "chocolate factory" became the name for it, where it didn't officially have one.
Nintendo must have heard this rumour, because Super Mario World featured a "Chocolate Island." But this was before SMB2 was ever a thing.
I've heard of this (way after the fact). IIRC it was part of some player's guide, and may have been included either as a joke by the author or a copyright trap by the publisher.
Seems I was right. Per this wiki article Apologies for linking to Fandom.
So many gaming ones.
When mortal kombat was released for consoles, the kids passed the “blood code” for the genesis
When mortal kombat 2 came out, their were so many myths about super fatalities and weird stuff about how street fighter was in it.
Man oh man I could probably have a whole thread just for video game urban legends from the late 90s. That's when some of your friends had internet, but maybe you didn't, so there was just enough legit info to make the fake stuff seem believable (looking at you, MissingNo). Luigi in SM64, all sorts of secret Smash 64 characters, literally the entirety of Pokemon.
I wonder if Luigi in SM64 and other games was also a product of memory constraints as some of these games did omit him for that reason specifically and thus presumably had initially been intended to include him before the memory issues came up. If that's true he may have shown up in very early marketing material and spawned the legends.
presumably had initially been intended to include him
Fun fact: In one of the many leaks of Nintendo internal files in the past decade, early source code and the model was found for Luigi in SM64. His inclusion was abandoned very early on in development.
You could somehow make a legal and illegal version of a ninja throwing star with popsicle sticks.
On another kid’s hand: “Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you have your cooties shot.”
That is not sufficient cootie protection. A properly trained physician will follow it up with
Circle circle, square square,
Now you have it everywhere
No cootie insurance though
the swedish word for "dibs" is "pax". which, i only realized much later, is latin for "peace". always thought that was neat.
You heard about that guy that took too much acid and couldn't sit down because he thought he was a glass of orange juice and he would spill?
Ours was a kid on a band trip to Disneyland. Wouldn't get off the teacups be wise he didn't want to spill
without the input of adults
All these "thought himself an orange and peeled himself" drug shit are bs propaganda that adults have come up with.
These video game ones now have me wondering if anyone else was told they could unlock extra characters in Super Smash Bros (N64) by clicking certain names in the credits.
We had various rules about how to do a "snow dance". Something about wearing pajamas and walking around a pillow to get school canceled.
These video game ones now have me wondering if anyone else was told they could unlock extra characters in Super Smash Bros (N64) by clicking certain names in the credits.
The methods for unlocking these supposed secret characters were always ridiculously convoluted, so if it didn't work you were probably doing it wrong. Like beating the game 10 times on level 9 difficulty with 1 stock with Pikachu would unlock Mewtwo, etc.
But like I said above, the stuff that was legit was often so weird and seemingly arbitrary that the fake stuff sounded more plausible. Talk to a specific NPC, fly to a specific area and surf up and down a specific coast, and you'll encounter a glitched pokemon that will duplicate the sixth item in your inventory. Yeah it was all about memory registers or whatever, but I didn't know about that stuff at the time.
This might be local but "Deem!" as the sound of magical transformation. As an adult I think some child heard/read something like "I deem you Sir Galahad, Knight of the Round Table" and mixed it up with cartoon magic sounds, but in our neighborhood any kid with a good stick could wave it and say "Deem! You're a horse!" or "Deem! You're a frog!" and the other kid would act the part for awhile. You could even deem yourself, like "Deem! I'm a wizard!" Which is redundant now that I think of it.
Could it be an onomatopoeia of the ringing/shimmering sounds sometimes used? Like an alternate of "ding"?
Yes to that, but also I remember, if I was the fairy or the witch I might say "I'm gonna deem you a princess, okay?" Or even "what do you want me to deem you?" if I wasn't feeling bossy.
Blowing in the Nintendo cartridge. Miss Mary Mack.
Miss Mary Mack.
I hear she dressed in black with silver buttons down her back.
The girl arts. Double dutch, the hand games like Miss Mary Mack and Bisquick, stuff girls seemed to spontaneously do that boys had nothing to do with. It feels like, when I was 6, the girls around me were always teaching each other stuff like that, and then by the time I was 16 it had transformed into teaching each other the cha cha slide. Done well those hand clap games and such could be impressive to watch.
I have a child monitor that only charges if I blow in it before plugging it. It's legit
In my elementary school there was a rumour that kissing someone on the mouth makes a baby in the throat. I've heard it still being spread years later. There are also parodies of famous German poems that you have or had to memorize in school, although I some kids learnt them from their parents. I know parody versions of Die Glocke and Die Bürgschaft.
Soo... Does that mean you're gonna give birth by coughing or vomiting up the baby?
I don't think the kids thought that far. I certainly didn't.
It's gotta be The Cool S.
So the cool s has no verified origin ans has occured in childlore functionally spontaneously across every demographic. It occurs in every nation with very little variation, regardless of language, and as far as symbols go, it's remarkably complex to be appearing so consistently with 14 distinct lines.
For this reason, my silly theory is actually that it's the yellow sign. The symbol of the eldrich elder god of manipupations of the cthulhu mythos, the king in yellow, Hastur. Thus, among his mind warping eldritch knowledge is the true secret to writing your full name in the cool S font.
Occam's razor probably points to having access to graph paper in school and connecting corners.
Why an S?
That all has to do with Cthulu as S is widely known as his favorite letter.
Step on a crack…
This band puts on legendary shows. I got to see Saxquatch open for them.
Wow they look like a lot of fun
I bought a record and half the band signed it after the show. There's a lot of members so getting the whole band to sign it was a little difficult.
They are fun for the whole family. Their shows start with a drum line through the crowd. It's a great way to get the audience pumped. Mid show they told everyone to bring it down and the whole crowd was suddenly half as tall. They're a real class act.