They are both surrendering and remaining defiant until the end.
this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2026
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They are trying to take over west asia, have never lost a fight in a thousand years but immediately surrendered to the west asian countries not attacking them
Somebody come fix the Lemmygrad federation issue so we can summon Parentibot to say the thing.
Even goldfish are reading his screed like, "Bro, you just contradicted yourself, like, eight times"
Is he tired of winning "so hard" yet?
This concludes Operation I'm Not an Alcoholic You're the Alcoholic You Go to Fucking Rehab if It's So Cool No Seriously How About You Go If You Want to Talk Shit About Me Only God Can Judge Me Dude.
new site tagline please
It's like he's playing with dolls or something.
"Ooh yes mr Trump, you're very brave and might I add, handsome too, we love you president Trump!"
"Lookout, its one-eyed Bart!"
Maybe I'm all wrong but to me that post only sounds a little like him. The flow isn't right. It reminds me a lot of his recent posting going back months. It's like a Hollywood script significantly changed by uncredited scriptwriters. If I'm right - he's saying ~4 or 5 sentences (or whatever) and then his aides/AI finish the rest in their best Trump impression.
I thought I read it was Stephen "Gollum" Miller behind these?
During Trump 1.0 there was a lot of guesswork about who was actually writing them. Maybe some reporters hunches were right. But as far as I know with Trump 2.0 - I don't think even access journalists have any idea. Also a Hexbear pointed out that there are em dashes in the posts which are 100% unTrumpian and most likely AI.
most likely AI.
I'm just imagining like, he's rambling at someone holding up an actual tape recorder, then they have to take the tape and play it next to a computer microphone for an LLM speech to text, then that gets run through another shitty LLM to try to clean it up, and this is the result. 40% hallucinated and 40% mistranscribed slop with only a slimy nougat core remaining from whatever incoherent, slurred mess his worm-eaten brain began with.
That could be exactly what's happening. My wild hunch based on no actual evidence is Trump has gotten so super-lazy and he can't even be assed to post. In my head I can hear him say "Why should I post? I got aides and AI to do it for me."
There was video of him telling people what to tweet (I guess truth) in a war room recently. Was it the Venezuela conflict? I don't remember.
So no, he is definetly not typing himself.
I think he has been having people type them up for years. But I think during Trump 1.0 the media certainly made it seem that although sometimes other people would write them from being to end - he was usually doing the whole thing.
I definitely think there’s some sort of transcription going on, maybe he dictates to an aide, who knows. It sort of has the cadence of his rambling speech patterns rather than his old school tweets from back in the day (that were rarely as long as his posts now, maybe that’s just a character limit thing tho).
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"PeeWee Himmler"
Apparently his golf caddy used to run his Twitter but idk if that's the case anymore.
it sounds like things are going really smooth for Operation Epstein Fury and global energy markets.
tfw you're winning so hard your adversary will live on for many decades
Wait he buried the lede
Many decades until they surrender
Yeah I caught that too. He’s fucking off.
Really gives "British Royal Navy awarding medals for the Battle of Cartagena before the Battle even happens" energy.
I've heard more convincing lies from Ralph Wiggum.
The Kurds were making babies and Sadam looked at me as he fed one right into a combine harvester. 
After this was posted Iran launched missiles at Bahrain and Kuwait.
They have surrendered, and they have not surrendered, they are defeated, and they are undefeated. Truly, Iran is a land of contrasts.
when will trump do a rant about the sassanids and their unjust suppression of muhammad's armies
THE LOSER OF THE MIDDLE EAST
that's not even attempting to be clever at all. it reminds me of this youtube comment i read in like 2010 or whenever justin beiber was getting really big, and the comment just said "justin gayber"