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[–] SleepyPie@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

B E G O N E πŸ¦€ B R A N D πŸ”«

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

since you're already mad I'm gonna poke the bear and show you this advertisement I got

EDIT, IT GETS BETTER

[–] SleepyPie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am at peace knowing the millennial imsorandumxD meme never died and lives on in a more abstract sense with the kids these days 😌

lowkirkenually idk what ur saying unc

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

β€œFries” is clearly covering up β€œcock.”

Edit: okay yeah that was the joke I dumb

gotta dip your fries in the cheese sauce from the nachos you get at the superbar

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I dip everything in that shit. my fries, my burger, my dick, my frosty. everything!

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am developing technology that will allow you to not only dio fries and burgers, but Wendy's chili and even other Frostys.

[–] plm00@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Of course not. I only dip my nugs.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dip my nuts in them and have someone suck it off.

The act is called "Frogurgling", pass it on.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think the employees will call the cops if you do that.

Then again, I've been to some shady Wendy's before.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've been to some Wendy's where for $100 they'll lick it off and give you a handy.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Where's that Wendy's? I could use $100

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

14001 Livernois, Detroit. technically highland park.

for real though.... don't go there. and whatever you do, don't tell them Terri sent you.

aw man that sounded fun too and 100 bucks. i don't have that kind of gas in the tank (it's a little far for my bike all the way from california)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If fries is slang for penis, hell yeah brother.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Only reason I ever get a frosty

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know that people do that but I’ve never had the courage.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

I’ve tried it. I don’t get the appeal.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I dip my sweet and sour dip in the frosty! Don't tell me not to double dip. I'll dip my dip and dip the burger in that after! Then I'll throw it all away because I ruined perfectly good Wendy's food.

I need to stop doing that...

[–] richie_golds@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dip my chicken tenders in my soda.