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[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

You only have to wash one leg when you shower, as long as you switch each time.

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

I bought my first ever rice cooker today after seeing this thread and your comment and the video.

They’re both so much simpler and yet more complex than I had previously conceived them to be. Also, knowing how they work, there are a shit tone of things you can cook in a rice cooker that would turn out perfectly.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

It's not that it won't cook, it will just do it better on the right setting.

You can cook chicken dry on high and burn the shit out of it. It's "cooked" but not great.

Butter/evoo, seasonings and low heat is much better, but both will keep you from starving.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 40 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

I have that same rice cooker. Zojirushi. It’s pretty solid, so I’d bet whatever fancy crap it uses to tell if it’s properly cooked probably helped the way his stuff turned out

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, that Zojirushi has enough computers in it to adjust to most user mistakes. And anyone spending the money on one would know that.

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

All any rice cooker does is simmer the water till it has all evaporated. They don't have a different setting for white or brown rice. Brown rice needs more water to cook. The picture is just a lie.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago

The ones with multiple settings cook the brown rice at a lower temperature. Combined with the higher water:rice ratio, this makes for a much longer cook time for brown rice.

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Aome rice cookers absolutely have separate settings for different types of rice. Whether they do anything or are just placebo,I can't tell you, but the option exists.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Zojirushi makes decent stuff - at least the couple items I have from them have been working well for the time I’ve had them.

[–] hkspowers@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

They make a variety of excellent table top cooking appliances. My wife is Japanese and recommended this rice cooker to me when we started dating. That same rice cooker is still going strong I purchased it in 2006.

I recently was curious about them and did a search to see if there was any newer model or upgrades... still the exact same model and almost the same price is considered one of the best models by multiple reviewers.

That thing is seriously built to last! My wife and I have now named the cooker "Zojirushi sama" as a reward for still making amazing rice 20 years later even after almost daily use.

We also have one of their auto nabe cookers which is going on 15 years old.

[–] null@lemmy.org 4 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

You know it's a premium rice cooker when the alarm sound is a music jingle. My microwave wishes it were that sophisticated.

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[–] btsax@reddthat.com 44 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Haven't sorted laundry in like 20 years at least. If I get a brand new pair of jeans or something like that I'll separate it for a load or two but that's it.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Modern dyes and detergents fixed this. It was a problem decades ago.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Idk. I have still had problems with white shirts going pink or baby blue. Everything else doesn't matter.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

It does still happen but the problem is much better

[–] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 23 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

brand new pair of jeans or something like that I'll separate it for a load or two

Maybe grow some cojones instead?

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

TL;DR, tried to grow cojones but ended up with 4 dicks.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Cool, now you can quadcopter.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I just blow my load in my jeans, if you let it build up then it has the same effect as starch. Keeps them nice and crisp.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

Ok, time for me to go outside.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 53 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

IDK about different settings on the cooker having an effect (mine is super simple and has only two settings: on and off) but if I tried making brown rice with the ssme ratio of water as white, I would end up with uncooked rice.

[–] JoseALerma@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Ethan Chlebowski did a video on rice in https://youtu.be/IjjdAheuNKs where he cooks rice sous vide to determine water ratios and cook times. There are more details in the companion blog post at https://www.cookwell.com/education/video-companion/rice-cooking-fundamentals-4-methods

For brown rice in an on/off rice cooker, try doing 1:1 + 0.5 cups of water for evaporation.

TL;DR/W: When cooking different types of rice sous vide, they all absorb water in a 1:1 ratio. The only difference is how long it took to cook through (white long grain is less than brown or wild, for example).

So, the deciding factor is how much the cooking method evaporates water in that time. Sous vide can't evaporate water, so it's still 1:1 but other methods need more water. Rice cookers are pretty consistent, so it's easier to calculate the additional water for evaporation. For white rice, it's about 0.25 cups for evaporation while brown rice needs about 0.5 cups for evaporation because it cooks longer.

There are more details in the video/blog post about other methods, like boiling rice similar to pasta

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

This is what I was thinking. Like I need at least 20% more water for brown rice.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago

I use the same ratio, 1:1, but for brown rice I start it with boiled water.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They turn off when they get above 100C, when all the water is absorbed/evaporated.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Not sure what your point is here, but as per the other replies to the one you replied to that just doesn't work well for all different kinds of rice. So my completely uninformed thoughts right now are that brown rice needs a longer time with hot water to get to the point we consider cooked. The way a rice cooker works, if they all do like you've said, makes the water evaporate too quickly so it it doesn't get enough time to get into the core of the rice kernels of some kinds. And I'm sure it's too much for other kinds where you end up with overcooked, too sticky or even like porridge like, rice.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 15 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Folding clothes. After realizing that I've spent years grabbing clothes out of the hamper and no one seemed to notice, I decided to buy a fancy wood hamper that looks like a dresser and put my clothes in it right after they come out the dryer.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Next step in the evolution is taking them directly from the dryer and throwing them on a freshly cleaned spot of the bedroom floor; bypass the closet and drawer system entirely. You don't leave the house anyway. No one knows that your wrinkled shirt at 7:30am was wrinkled by your first meeting at 9:00am.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 minute ago

Our floordrobe is so big now it's mutated into a beddrobe and now we sleep on the sofabed in the spare room

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

The shelf life is the way to live

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Unpopular opinion: the microwave popcorn button.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It works well, so long as the size is right.

[–] mech@feddit.org 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How big should the button be?

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 hours ago

About yea big.

[–] orhtej2@eviltoast.org 45 points 11 hours ago (16 children)

Let me introduce you to Technology Connections report on the matter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Limpr1L8Pss

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