AgentOrangesicle

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[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A lot of furries are intrigued by the mating behaviors of other species but are met with the Puritanical guilt of society. There's something innately and intriguingly animalistic (by definition I guess) about how other creatures breed , and there's a romanticism in being knotted together if you're a dog. I've heard other people have the adjacent sentiments about cats in that there can be multiple males contributing to the litter. People find and live out niche kink ideas from everything. Some people want to kinkshame, and there are a lot in the furry community, though they tend to be the early 20's uncomfortable-with-themselves folk.

But I just jerk off to gross femdom porn.

I call Gaseous Snake.

A tail is like a necktie for your butt.

  • Recognized, goldstar furry

Less intrusively, just vomit! Anywhere any time. 100% Always gets people's attention. Works better if you don't have to stick your finger down your throat first.

As much as we all hate it, it's better to say it than to hold onto it and keep a partner in thrall. Regardless of timing. HOW you go about it might be a different thing, but telling them your wants and intentions is human decency.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I killed a box of Kellogs ArtoriO's, now part of this balanced breakfast, but you don't hear me bragging about it. Oh, wait, there I go.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, but we can't control Lucy's actions. I mean, I'd advocate for violent insurrection if it was reasonable to suggest, but I'd advocate for voting in local elections before that.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

This sounds like every semicolon, you're clapping for enthusiasm.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There they go again putting rules on English. It's like I cand farafadarf on gruekeleypoopers these days.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Outside of the context that the football is always pulled away. Nah. I was a Calvin and Hobbes guy.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Why can't he be Willem Dafriend?

Now I'm just recycling my Reddit content. Y'all need to pitch in with some low-effort MSPaint stuff.

 

I know you look it up every time.

 

I can't figure it out myself. I am not a smart man. How do you ensure that his right arm populates in ascii?

[T]/

I'll never be able to romance Malenia with one ar-

...oh, right.

 

Now how do we get the Reddit audience to fatroll in here?

 
 

Or is this community cool with tasteful trashposting?

Sincerely,

  • Executioner Smough
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