If you empathize with having to move a heavy sofa up several flights of stairs with only two people, you help move a stranger's sofa. There's no enjoyment. It sucks for everyone. People get hurt and bump around and say, "sorry" and "ow" a lot. That's what the pizza/beer is for.
Even if you're moving it at 9:00 am, you crack a beer when you're done. It's more volunteer work than civic duty, but it feels more rewarding than a shift at the food bank.
Source: I volunteer for the food bank.
This is heartwarming. It sounds inaccurate. I don't have a truck, but stranger if you live around Portland, I'll help you move a sofa.
Why do you ask so many leading questions?
The remains of a bygone republic democracy, like a dry cistern in the summer. But that isn't new information.
Hey! I live in Portland and I haven't stolen anyone's Legos.
Save for Jase, but he deserved it for being a whiny little bitch. He can go have his hot lunch in the Teacher's Lounge... fucking brown-noser.
Also, I'm 38.
Also this.
I was just going to say, "who has the GDP?" Because that's what wins a modern war.
Sucks to be a hard-hitting, accurate journalist these days. The world is against you regardless of how correct you are.
Oh. Oh God. Please no.
"Valour" is one of those words that I think deserves a "u" regardless of if I'm Canadian.
Man, I hate getting called out.
Why can't he be Willem Dafriend?
Now I'm just recycling my Reddit content. Y'all need to pitch in with some low-effort MSPaint stuff.
I know you look it up every time.
I can't figure it out myself. I am not a smart man. How do you ensure that his right arm populates in ascii?
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I'll never be able to romance Malenia with one ar-
...oh, right.
Now how do we get the Reddit audience to fatroll in here?
If there's anything we can depend upon, it's the Willamette Valley interdiction to meeting corporate greed, and I love it. Represent. I'm there.
Edit: it's a valley and not a velley. My phone is dumb, but apparently you guys get it.