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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Alligator! ^bruh^

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

An eyeless fish

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago

Llama, bonobo, elephant(it ate some of my mail)

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 32 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 7 points 9 hours ago

The best kind of correct.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Fly, ant, owl, cat, dog, cow... I don’t understand the point of the initial tweet?

[–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Leave my mother in law out of this. Ha "Ram"

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

British hawk.

An excellent observation no wonder they called you awk eyes in boot camp.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

Eel, ray, rat, bat… is this engagement bait for people who think they’re smart the way that AI slop with veterans with no limbs and ‘NOBODY WILL TELL HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY 😢’ is engagement bait for the moderately senile?

Or maybe just fake, who knows.

[–] mrnobody@reddthat.com 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

3 separate letters, some just repeat, so the commenter is technically right since the question didn't specify only 3 letters.

Deer also works

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

No, I get the reply. It’s the initial tweet (what animal has only three letters in it) that I don’t get the point of.

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hence the reason it's almost certainly fake. Even a 5 year-old could easily rattle off several animals with three letters in them without much thought.

Now if it was something like what animals has only two letters in it, that's something most people would actually have to think about.

spoilerMy answer: Ox

[–] parzival@lemmy.org 1 points 8 hours ago

SpoilerOx 

Aren't really different from bulls, just different intended use cases and reproductive statuses

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

What did you expect from a sheep?

[–] slimcognito89@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago
[–] howsetheraven@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Yes because it didn't say 3 unique/different letters. They don't lose their value as letters just because they repeat. It's still 5 letters.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago
  • ~~rake in the lake~~
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

the goat that used my mailbox as a buffet

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago
[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I'll allow it.

Boa

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago

Trivago (?)