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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Has anyone ever cared about them?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

:emotional-support-weevil: is cute

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you aware imaginary friends don't count?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe not, but kissing your dad does

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SwagliacciTheBadClown@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Must’ve been one hell of a kiss! Hopefully Dort has toned it down since then

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Owls only live 5-12 years. They're lying.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

The return of swing music in the 90's

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Marx failed to consider the sublime magnitude of a pig pooping on its own testicles.

PIGPOOPBALLS

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Honestly, does he give any thought to pulse width modulation, wavetables, and how they're both used in synthesis and sound design?

[–] redparadise@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Marx on his deathbed suddenly realizing that he forgot to accohnt for human nature:

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

That kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Marx failed to consider why kids like Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

these 2 guns

arm-L brow arm-R

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Despacito being the best song ever made

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

he did forsee commodity fetishes . stop these sillyness ... and marry locomotives .

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The plot twist in This Monster Wants to Eat Me

What's the plot twist, the synopsis bored me so i didn't watch it

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't know if the anime ever actually got around to this point given its glacial pacing and how this doesn't get revealed until volume 5 of the manga, but having read the manga:The monster does not, in fact, want to eat her.

spoiler even more spoiler filled elaboration: When she was a child Hinako showed Shiori kindness and fed her after finding her mutilated body in a tide pool, which cut through Shiori's alienation and resentment towards/hatred of humans and made her decide to try to bless/protect her, which entailed feeding Hinako some of her blood, praying that she'd live a long life and keep lighting up the world, and then wiping her memory of the meeting. The accident that happened later that day/within a few days, in which Hinako was horribly injured and her family died, caused this blessing to take hold faster and more strongly, allowing Hinako to survive and recover from her injuries.

Realizing Hinako is being stalked by monsters because of that blessing makes Shiori decide to take a more active role in protecting Hinako, and after realizing Hinako was suicidal decides to start fucking gaslighting her and promising to murder her after she overcomes her depression and stops wanting to die in an attempt to manipulate Hinako into healthier behaviors. She has no intent to follow through with her promise. :::

The anime kind of covers the worst and dullest stretch of the manga from what I gather, because the thing the manga actually does well is all the supernatural stuff and the dynamic between the monsters and people, how the monsters are both predators and guardian spirits caught in this back and forth between their cruel impulses, their desire to coexist and be accepted, and the hostility, betrayal, neglect, or rejection they get from humans. And this is mostly focused in the latter portions of it.

Ah i see thank you <3

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

The saturated fats that they banned from food

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

that computers would be fucking annoying

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Waiting for someone to come and say this is all in some footnote in volume II

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Treating his piles

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have to shid out my doo doo ass

[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Me too king

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago
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