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[–] starik@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I remember the translucent soft plastic lid that went on this thing

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It had to have frills like an Elizabethan collar for some reason.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 3 points 2 days ago

That's just plastic's old age.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

And that fart sound that triggered a lifelong fetish with Brazilian porn sites.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I remember how the really old ones retain smells.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Only one thing matters...does it come with the lid?

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They never do... The lids went even real. We all just collectively think they had lids. It's all a lie.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago

Oh, no. The lids were real, man. The lids were real. They burped and everything.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's the Berenstein Bears all over again.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

It sounds like you've confused the Nelson Bears with Berenstain Mandela.

[–] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 18 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I cannot comprehend why you would puke in a bowl, especially not a plastic one used for food etc.

Even if we ignore the gross aspects, a bowl is so impractical and such a high risk of spillage.

Why not use a bucket, like the mop bucket? I have never heard of this bowl thing outside of online memery.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Well. I can personally vouch for it being a thing when I was a kid. Beats the hell out of a grocery bag.

[–] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 2 points 2 days ago

I accept that it happens, but I still think the mop bucket seems like a much better place. Grocery bag I would probably avoid, unless its an emergency and nothing else is on hand.

What part of the world are you from if you don't mind me asking?

I just went to the toilet. A couple of times, it hit me too fast so I used a trash can.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

We just took the bag of garbage out and used the bathroom trashcan for stomach bugs. It's small, can be moved right next to the bed, and wont ever hold anything not gross (unless you move -- and then it'll probably hold your sponges, brushes and cleaners). Also, in our house, everybody was expected to try to make it to the toilet, including kids. You start puking, you get ushered to the toilet with the trashcan held below you.

All of this makes sense because norovirus is super contagious.

[–] SorryImLate@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Depends on the height of your bucket. Imagine a little kid sitting in bed. They need something low and lightweight. Our bucket was too high to be practical

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

But you can hug a bucket with your knees and use its base rim to press into your stomach as you heave. As a kid, the proportions line up perfectly.

I'm with bobo on this

[–] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 1 points 2 days ago

Fair point. As a kid, and adult I would just lean over the side of the bed and do it though.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Used metal mixing bowels the few times I threw up as a kid. Wife used metal mixing bowels while we were married, I never threw up as am adult.

They hold a lot of liquid and can be cleaned with bleach.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just FYI - "bowls" are the things you puke into, "bowels" are the things food never reached and therefore became puke.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I was perfectly happy letting this error continue, it makes for unintentionally funny comments all the time. And you had to go and ruin it

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 2 days ago

I had just gotten home from 24 hours of conferences and delayed flights and spellcheck was no help at all.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago

"metal mixing bowels"?? Are you Robocop?

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

My parents always gave me cooking pots. Small to medium sized ones with two handles are easy to grab and easy to clean. If you need to "use" it repeatedly, you can just put boiling water in it in between uses

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

They dont make multifunctional appliances like this anymore 😔

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

...halloween candy bowl...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago
[–] bampop@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm calling bullshit. Why would anyone sell that? It's like selling a piece of your soul

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

It can be used as a bullshit container too.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Right? The world's first plastic bowl, handed down through the generations, your grandma slept in it when she was a baby, it was there for you through that terrible thing that happened, a million and one uses and it just won't break. It's yours now. You can't just walk away like that.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The antiques roadshow will tell you not to clean it before selling it, as the vomity foot colour adds to the mystique of it.

It's about the history.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 5 points 2 days ago

Comes with a green lid that's two sizes too small. In an alternate dimension, there's a smaller green bowl with an over-sized yellow lid.

They make excellent electronics parts bins, too.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

I will trade you for all of my NFT's.

[–] The2b@lemmy.vg 1 points 2 days ago

Literally my fucking GOAT