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BROWN LIKE A TURD!

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 39 points 1 month ago

A polished turd no less!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You know, I really don't hate the idea of buying a car without a finish and then getting a custom job after the fact. If there's a silver lining on the Cybertruck debacle, its the steel frame that you can do up however you like.

But holy fuck is that thing not the most "My 4-year-old's favorite Hotwheels" ass chassis design. An absolute embarrassment of automotive engineering.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You should look into the Slate electric trucks.

Small electric trucks/SUVs that are intended to be very cheap and barebones stock, but also very modular and very upgradeable, so you add the features you want. Including it being pretty much a given that you're going to wrap it in the colors of your choice.

They're not on the market yet, but I have high hopes.

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfortunately owned by Bezos...

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From what I've heard, Amazon is a major investor, but not the majority owner.

I may not have heard the full story, though.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No, that's accurate.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I really, really, don't like Bezo's involvement in the company, but if it actually comes to market, isn't a POS, and ends up as the only EV that isn't spyware on wheels it'll have my attention for sure.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just jumping from one fascist company to another.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.

If you want to drive a car at all, you're going to end up supporting some huge corporation. And pretty much all huge corporations are at least somewhat friendly towards fascism.

(When an open source car project that anyone can build and make parts for gets off the ground, let me know. I'll be the first in line. Until then...)

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You could do that with any car. Like, one that actually works.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I mean, I'd like to see you put a mirror finish on an off-the-lot Honda Civic.

But yes, the truck part of the truck is garbage.

[–] Steve@communick.news 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nobody sells cars with bare metal body work.
Would be a cool look though, with just clear coat to keep it nice.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 1 month ago
[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Not to be a nerd but the frame (edit: unibody actually) is cast aluminum, they just glue bits on top

Gotta make my aluminium look rusty.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They truly are fuck ugly. Even if Musk wasn't a POS, I'd never even consider one.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Well, truck owners are not exactly famous for taste or open mindedness. It's not a bad design from the interior perspective and the rear cover actually makes this practical. It doesnt have 16ft front blind spots like typical Brodozers. Italian designer Guigaro praised the design. He invented the angular design movement in the 80s.

The problems are poor build design and quality, and poor safety considerations and poor performance off road, but let's be serious, 99% of urban pickup owners will never go off road.

[–] dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

damn should really be disposed of

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

flush it down 👇

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like a Unity asset for a copper ingot. Probably about as useful too.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] axx@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

At first I thought it was just fully rusted.

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm gonna get so much pussy in this.

-Every new cyberturd driver

[–] Biffsbraincell@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Everybody loves my cybertruck, they're always taking pictures of it."

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

"And telling me, I'm #1 with their middle finger!"

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

that color choice has to be deliberate.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Isn’t posting literal shit against the community rules?

/s

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now that's what I call a garbage truck.

[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH3bGnw0Mf0&t=45s
Edit for description: reminded me of when Jimmy Yang also compared it to a dumpster in one of his bits about the tarriffs

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Someone needs a lot more fiber.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Ugh I hate it when dog owners don't pick up their dog's poop 🙄

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"It's sunburst orange!" -Clarkson

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[–] Imhotep@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

sometimes when I come across a tesla while on foot I do a quick ”roman” salute, with 2 fingers on the philtrum for the stache

I just want everyone to feel welcome

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That stache addon is gold. "When you care enough to send the very best."

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

You should have picked it up and tossed it, that's disgusting

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Man Unreal’s texture pop in keeps getting worse.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is interesting to see the different paint jobs these people come up with.

I saw one on the freeway a few months ago that was literally a mirror. An iridescent rainbow mirror. It was so distracting I think it should have been illegal, hubble-telescope-caliber spotless immaculate reflections of all the cars & lights & road & sky. It was quite distracting and was holding up traffic until each car driver eventually snapped out of their hypnotic awe and passed the bugger.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And that's why we have car insurance - you could have put everyone out of their misery by crashing into it

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oof I'd leave that martyr shenanigan to someone else. My vehicle is everything to me and I would never intentionally damage it.

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[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This sub literally just posting people's shit and other people's shit...

Looks at sub name

... I'll see myself out.

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 1 month ago

I don't see the appeal of cars in general, but this is particularly ugly.

It looks like what you see on a PlayStation 2 game if you're far away enough from the objects to trigger the low poly LOD version.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

just threw up in my mouth

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The truck is ugly as well.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

People really will leave anything anywhere, I guess.

[–] x0x7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

OP. Go see a doctor.

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